Getting the fuck out of dodge. Montevideo awaits. Good luck everyone

It would be so insanely easy to pull long grifts on these people. I might move to Utah and convert

There are full grown adults, who live their lives fully believing that Satan is both real and walking the earth: For some reason it’s not okay to acknowledge how crazy that is, they make massive decisions regarding the lives of many people. I have no responsibility. Wtf

Sure, Florida is the stereotypically “weird” state, but like we should give Utah some more attention. Is a totally different vibe than gator/meth weird, but the mormon/meth weird is genuinely unsettling

Who’s playing Cope-ella this year?

Teamwork makes the dream work - Vladimir Lenin

#quotes #historicquotes #communism #revolution

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Also what impact, if any, did growing up here have on your sense of humor? I find that people from here are much more cynical on the whole and tend to have this mix of critical analysis and absurdist thought. I feel like it’s a response to the federal government.Thoughts?

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social did you go to Herndon or Parkview? Not to pry or anything. I’ve just always been curious

The biggest disappointment in my life so far is that I don’t sound like Ad-Rock when I rap

Excellent work! This means a lot to me and I’m sure the rest of the bipolar community. I would love to contribute however I can

Oh, my bad, I totally misunderstood what you were saying

I’m bipolar 1. I don’t see the problem with what she’s saying. I’m not trying to be argumentative. Can you explain your thoughts on what she said to me? I want to understand

Just comfortable enough*

I mean, like, it’s just who I am. It’s not something I need to think about in order to manifest. It is what it is whether I’m thinking about it or not. I’m very privileged to be comfortable presenting as masc and therefore not having to think as often as my comrades

It’s so weird conservatives think more about non-binary people more than people,such as myself, (who are non-binary) who go for like days or maybe weeks without really thinking that deeply about it. I just have a lot of other stuff on my mind.

#conservatives #nonbinary #thoughts #weird #weirdos

Imagine having explosive diarrhea in a sensory deprivation tank

Looking for #dmv #leftist starter packs

#dc #dmv #socialism #socialists #communists #anarchists #resistance #starterpacks #virginia #maryland #districtofcolumbia

Is there anything like the Rapid Response Networks, like they have to respond to ICE in California, for us on the East Coast?

#immigration #ice #califoria #eastcoast #help #rapidreaponsenetworks #rapidresponse #networks #immigrantjustice #californiajustice #humanrights #advocacy

That’s the whole point. They needed to sink to their level and fight dirty, but refused to out of a sense of propriety. Look where that got us

Everyone say it together. “I do not recall”

Any guns should be reported stolen long before they come to get them. Everyone grab a shovel

I love whenever someone smugly states that they “don’t believe” in guns while conveniently ignoring that guns, sure as hell, do believe in them.

#liberals #democrats #resist #resistance #tools #proletariat #firearms #guns

He could have done it without republican approval and justified it as an official act of the president. I’m not saying that’s what should have happened…

I’m pointing out how much power he had and how useless he was in the end. There was a ton he could have done, but he refused

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They absolutely do not have “all the guns” as you put it. There are plenty of leftists who have their own stockpiles. Liberals might have fallen for it, but anyone actually on the left understand that guns are an essential tool of the proletariat and how dangerous public disarmament actually is

They’re all spare parts

It’s getting really fucking old

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That sounds so nice and looks straight up serene