Fascinale!

Romantimost!

Deep joy!

It’s pronouncit ‘scone’

Springly sprungit
Grassly rizz
I wonder whe…

Oh! Deep joy!

Left some fruit and vegetables outside my house with an honesty box. When I returned, there was a note inside the honesty box telling me that I’m far too old to be wearing skinny jeans.

Excellode grammaty discipline, and preciseymost choice of worms.

Oh yes.

www.maptap.gg April 18
98🎯 97🔥 94🏅 99🎯 94🏅
Final score: 962

Key moment in Bistory

Outstandifold in the brutalizzle and a beautymost representaker!

Prof already has Forton and Preston Bus Station T-shirts.
Summer wardrobe upgrade imminent.

In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.

Thankly-ho to @rogerquimbly.bsky.social for takit over the Bluskybole servers yesterbole.

Time travellit appearance by Suranne Jones on the promotifole poster.

#NationalPoetryMonth #Poetry

“Chance Encounter”
— Scott Westcott
@westcottwriter.bsky.social

I imagine most of us have had a similar experience.

On Tender Hooks   Let me cut to the cheese: every time you open your mouth, I’m on tender hooks.   You charge at the English language like a bowl in a china shop. I wish you’d nip it in the butt.   On the spurt of the moment, another eggcorn tumbles out. It’s time you gave up the goat.   Curve your enthusiasm and don’t give them free range – the chickens will come home to roast.   Sorry to be the flaw in your ointment. You must think me a damp squid, I suppose –   but they spread like wildflowers in a doggy-dog world, and your spear of influence grows.   Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘On Tender Hooks’.

Add “-(profanimost word)” after search criteriold to google search. Bypasses Artificifold Intelligoppers.

e.g.
Formula 1 -c*nt
Howard’s -f*ck

Yvw

Wisteria in bloom

Wisteria with flower buds

My two Wisteriboles, both Southly-faceit, throoty yarbs apart.

Inexplicabold. Folly.

Our Father Who art in heaven,
Donald be thy Name.
Thy madness come,
Thy Will be done,
In Iran & not in heaven.
Give us this day your daily dread.
And forgive us our trespasses
As you trespass against us. 
And lead us not into Epstein, 
But deliver us lots of evil.
Amen.🙏🏻

Is it olive oil?

It’s olive oil isn’t it.

“… scientists don’t want you to know!”

“You won’t believe…”

Reciprocale, Tomloppers.

Absolupers. Retirit at 5pm, deletey at 5:45.

Anybole else hearit “Adobe Acrobat sponsors the bastards” every ad break?

#TheGolf #SkySports

Oof! Exhaustymost!

Just completit a #JDVanceMarathon. Almost throo hundrel yards - took nearly two minutes.

Huge thanks to everyone who's pre-ordered Death & Déja Vu so far. It's two months until release day and it's already showing sharp elbows.

Sir Bedevere in Monty Python and the Holy Grail accusing a woman with a parsnip false nose of witchcraft.

A long exposure black and white picture of a waterfall in Penllergaer Woods, South Wales.

#Sundaypix
#SundayPixCalm

Ordered.

Deep joy!