Columbus Apparel Co would never do this.

I'll vote for anyone who makes it illegal for companies to tell you they've shipped your item when in reality they have only created a shipping label.

It’s crazy how similar the Henrik Rydström Experience is to Late Stage Caleb Porter. #Crew96

I wasn’t able to tune in until the 40’, but I’m a fan of this. #Crew96

I think this is true even if you don’t control for presidential birth year.

Like Jefferson or Madison, without question, knew more things than him, despite Trump having 2 centuries of collective acquired knowledge to work with.

Get a nice morale boosting win tonight *and* we retain the privilege of getting knocked out of the USOC by a USL team in the next round. This is soccer heritage. #Crew96

Rydström should fully commit to being a track suit manager. #Crew96

The fifth Beatle put on his shootin’ boots tonight. Good for him. #Crew96

Here is @morganhughes.bsky.social’s personal lord and savior. Go Aves.

Why do the Saudis want to get worse at soccer?

I broke my rule of only tweeting at halftime and full time of #Crew96 games. But Henrik Rydstrom brings out the worst in all of us, apparently.

Another totally unacceptable result. #Crew96

Gazdag getting a winner would be such a funny outcome. #Crew96

I didn’t argue that this team was as talented as that team though? What?

I am arguing that every shred of evidence points to Rydstrom being the primary culprit in why the Crew might be the worst team in MLS. But Issa should be out of a job yesterday. Those are not conflicting opinions.

I want to be extremely clear that I believe Issa is bad at his job.

But what was the difference between the 2022 Bez built Crew that missed the playoffs and the 2023 Bez built Crew that won the Cup?

Agreed!

That team missed the playoffs the year before!

Part of the reason those guys were as good as they were was because of *coaching*

Wilfried Nancy took a roster that missed the playoffs to an MLS Cup. There is no universe where anyone can convince me a GM is more important than a coach.

But yes, Issa should be shown the door as well!

Whatever you think of last year’s squad, Rydstrom has made all of them worse. And it’s not like he has some clear ideology that he’s trying to implement that takes some time, like Nancy in 2023.

I don’t understand giving the guy with the most control a free pass. We didn’t with Porter.

About Rydstrom? Literally every aspect of the on field operation has gotten worse. Idk why I would trust his assessment of Gazdag.

Idk - I have such little faith in Rydstrom that maybe being in his doghouse is actually a good sign.

It’s also a problem that Henrik Rydstrom has made every player on this squad actively worse.

I am not an Issa defender, but there is no one more culpable for this situation than the guy with the most direct control over what happens inside the lines.

And for the love of God don’t let him use Abou Ali’s injury as something to paper over his incompetence. #Crew96

Ladies and gentlemen, Henrik Rydstrom’s Columbus #Crew96. It’s disgusting.

Slawson’s gotta have one of the highest goaltends per 48 min in NBA history.

It’s a good thing that Orban lost. It’s hysterical that JD Vance spent so much energy, during wartime, to help him lose.

Serious question: has any major American politician ever exuded more raw loser energy than him?

Can’t wait for the Nate Silver tweet blaming Joe Biden for this.

The hard work is done in Indy. Detroit has the 1 seed locked up.

Sunday: Pacers by a trillion. LFG.

I’m half expecting Adam Silver to turn the lights out in the arena and tell everyone to go home.

But this sort of rules.

For $15 per ticket, too 😂

Thanks Gametime - I literally used the app because of your ad reads, so they need to pay you your money!