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He gave her two pancakes, he gave me one. #LoveIslandUSA

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This is some bull. #LoveIslandUSA

Ain’t nobody confusing TJ with Justin Timberlake. Stop it. #LoveIslandUSA

Soooo many pimples this season. Austin’s got one now. #LoveIslandUSA

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I do not want to watch Huda and Jeremiah on a date. Moving to 2x speed. #LoveIslandUSA

I honestly appreciate Ace setting expectations. Although, he probably could have mentioned this stuff before coupling up. #LoveIslandUSA

It’s always hard for me to be happy for the winner after watching the crush the runner up’s heart.

#thebachelor

Grant is sticking to the script. He didn’t really answer her question. #thebachelor

Honestly, this is my favorite part of this show: How is the runner up and lead going to react?

I’m sick.

#thebachelor

At this point, if you don’t know who it is… it’s neither. No decision is a decision.

#thebachelor

I reheated my leftovers in the oven. So much time to kill.

He’s about to pick a ring, but doesn’t know who he’s picking. He selected one ring for two girls.

I’d be rejecting that ring.

#thebachelor

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That was the fastest part one of a final date ever. I mean, what are we watching for the next two hours? #thebachelor

Ug, I don’t need to hear from Joan. Bring Clayton’s big head back. #thebachelor

I cringe every time I hear them say they love each other.
Playing with fire. #thebachelor

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This is a snooze fest. I’m going to bed. #thebachelor

“Look, Zoe is here for a reason.”

Grant sounds like he’s trying to convince himself. #thebachelor

I miss the days of windmills and yurt fantasy suites. #thebachelor

Get me bodied

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This is so awkward. #thebachelor

Sniff a little harder for the people in the back, Carolina! #thebachelor

Grant looks like his budget was higher than ours. 🫠 #thebachelor

Oh, now she doesn’t want this to be a thing?
Can’t put the genie back in the bottle. #thebachelor

I’m struggling to watch these last few minutes. It’s soooo long. I want to go to bed. #thebachelor

I can’t with this talk between Grant and Carolina. Grant is telling this girl to snitch and watch, she will do it. #TheBachelor

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The words I love to hear: financially stable. #TheBachelor

Radhika is doing too much. Is she a night one boot? #TheBachelor

Hi there! I’d love to be added!