A somewhat of a two-panel comic with the first big panel showing Charon from Hades 2 looking cool, presumably on his ship in Thessaly, holding his oar in one hand and crushing Chronos’ golden coins in the other. He has very strong arms, his purple smoke envelops him, his dark clothes flow in the wind and the highlights from different light sources make everything more defined, making him look very hot, or at least I indented him to look hot. This image of Charon is imagined by collective of Aphrodite, Hermes and Melinoe pictured below, with the former two having a dreamy look on their faces. Aphrodite comments: “Ah, the feared boatman! So rugged tall and powerful! Oh to be carried in his strong grip… What a dream!”. Hermes responds to that: “Cannot agree with you more, Aphrodite…”. And Melinoë, being the least (aka barely) affected by Charon’s impressive physique, adds “Well, he does have very defined arms…So I get it I think…?”
The second panel is way smaller compared to the first one, showing Charon rowing somewhere in Erebus, with Arachne on his hat. Charon with his back to the viewer, is beginning to groan something, but then sneezes, scaring Arachne in the result. She squeaks “EEP!!”, but then says “Oh my, I mean- B-bless you, Boatman!”. Somewhat quieter she adds “To be honest I didn’t think you ever sneeze…”. Charon nonetheless thanks her with a groan.
I love how much respect Charon is getting in #hades2, and how much he gets thirsted over, too. esp by Aphrodite, she is SO real for that fr fr #hades2fanart #marstrekozart (Hermes is here too so I’m tagging it with #charmes idc)
