The most precious little diva puppy showing off her new haircut and the very pretty pink bow they gave her

Boots! That’s my ego boost!

I need to stop watching videos from Sabrina’s Coachella set I’m getting way too sad about not being there

Oh this sounds awesome

he'll always be dead in our hearts

A smiley face with big heavy naturals

nobody:

kristi noem’s husband:

nobody:

kristi noem’s husband:

Yeah Project Hail Mary (the book) sucked. I’m excited for the movie though because I thought the plot was fine but it was the prose that was god awful and Ryan Gosling can make literally any character, even one as annoying as Grace, really charming.

read Moby Dick? ok. he a bald-headed piano wimp who probably fucks like unpressed tofu

Carrie Bradshaw’s obsession with oversized flowers on her shoulder needs to be studied

A tiny apricot colored fluffy puppy looking extra cute

This is not a dog. This is an Ewok.

#LadiesOfLondon New Reign is currently the best show on television.

4 episodes in and I am quite literally obsessed

I’ve been watching Sex and the City and just choked on my drink because I got a Donald Trump jump scare 😭

GET OUT OF THE CONFESSIONAL ZAC BROWN THE WOMEN ARE ALREADY UNDEREDITED #survivor

Like I can’t believe how good we had it a week ago when we had to watch Jeff Probst rap 😬

THAT IS HOW BAD THIS IS

Respectfully, every woman on the show who has gotten like zero screen time this season should be allowed to band together and kill this man with a fishing pole #Survivor #Survivor50

a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat . Alt: a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .

Literally who the fuck is Zac Brown? #Survivor #Survivor50

Saw #Undertone last night and it beyond lives up to the hype. Go see it in a theater. Sound design of the year for sure.

Billy Magnussen, Zach Galifinakis, and Rob Corddry all give career best performances in The Audacity. A new show coming to AMC in April. Like i genuinely can’t wait for people to see it but also wtf why is AMC doing like zero marketing for it!?

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Really lovely man who unfortunately raised a piece of shit son 😭

Was not expecting to see my ex’s dad in the SNL opening monologue from last night lmao

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Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

they stole an hour from women

Took myself to see Hoppers and there’s a trailer for the AI slop Animal Farm directed by Andy Serkis 😬

Like they REALLY wanted to water this down for the iPad children

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

ARI GRAYNOR WILL BE IN THE NEXT SEASON OF #WhiteLotus!? FOR A GOOD TIME CALL HIVE RISE UP!!!!

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Like yeah that’s right that’s MY gay little apricot dog