A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

*High-five.*

Not sure about the pay, but you tend to be micromanaged and your boss puts you in a hostile work environment, and your life expectancy tends to be low.

Sketch commission for @cogsbreak.bsky.social !

One tells only truth, one tells only lies...

"Nah, that outfit looks terrible on you."
"Yes, your ex WAS right for dumping you."

Somehow it took me a second to realize the eye-glow was THROUGH the hand... what a cool detail.

He's not sure who's making him blush more with the once-over, Bandit or Chilli.

How we envy the creature.

Kay.

... Lich.

Huh. I would have thought the second set to be larger.

I thought it was to match your di-

A drawn Krile looks incredulous, saying "So, HOW, exactly, are you going to reach the Warrior of Light?".

Zenos Viator Galvus looks extremely serious as he states, emphatically, "I have a SCALESONA".

Krile stares at Zenos in silence.

Krile's expression morphs to one of absolute loathing as the image of a smiling Zenos dressed in a Shinryu costume flies happily in the sky behind her.

#FFXIV #EndwalkerSpoilers (krile voice) the most hateful part of zenos's plan is that i can't even argue that it won't work, i just have to let a man live his dragon dreams

"This is giving me an idea for another - NO! NOT UNTIL THE CURRENT ONES ARE DONE."

The frogs have won.

Mange, broken muzzle that wasn't set correctly, squinty eye...

That short an amount of time?

Hey now. Sometimes you draw Peppy's too.

Still goes right to the home page, I'm afraid...

Horse anxieties in a nutshell.

"I'm NOT crushing your skull in one hand."
"IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU AWAKENED THAT TO BEGIN WITH."

"Oh, so THIS one is volume control, hmmm? Let's turn it up a bit..."

Oh boy, I love the fact the hotel managers decided we needed a popcorn machine and wheeled it out the same weekend we had preteen lacrosse players, after all the night cleaning staff had quit.

So much popcorn bits.

So much glitter.

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Yeah but the dungeon inhabitants are lame.

"RETURN THE KEEEEEY. OR SUFFER MY CUUUUURSE!"

"Janet!"

Kickass! :D

It always boils down to "but why am *I* not the main character?!" too.

I preferred the original Paper Mario.

(No I will not stop teasing you about this.)

Awh, he's so adorab- OH GOD BONES DON'T BEND THAT WAY.