Frightened gay vs Pussy slayer who washes his clothes biannually. Place your bets who will come on top?
Posts by Bottlesalts
Priest —> Archdeacon —> Slut🔥
#ocs
The US satire cartoon show South Park secured a five-year deal worth $1.5 billion with Paramount Global. They began their season with this clip, challenging Trump to sue them.
This is a reference to Granada Holmes btw (best Sherlock Holmes)
J’adore 😍
Four dudes with a bunch of greyhounds
Dawg men
Zombie 2 2 and
Strings. Now.
my brain just exploded
babybabybabybaby🙏🙏🙏👐🙏👐🙏😱😱💖💖💖🙌🤝🤝
A orange pony with a square knot cutie mark looking lovingly (threateningly) at a purble unicorn criminal psychologist
I have resorted to ponies
#ocs
In heaven, everything is fine
Rorschach digging through trash 🥰
Rorry do stanky leg
The end i5 nih
Digging through trash again 💕
He smells like coffee and garbage juice 🥰💕🤗 #Rorschach
2024 was the year of world building and On Cinema. I predict not much will change in 2025. 🍿🥤
Progress report: Heyy look at this fella 😀
California Raisin cross stitch kit, unopened from 1987
Raisin stitch pattern laid out next to the kit’s included materials (string and a little frame for the finished product)
General Instructions next to the stitch fabric with a little needle neatly pinned on it.
About 60 cross stitches done. 300 billion to go. This took me like an hour or something. I’m very slow at this lol
Progress report: for 30 something year old materials, the stuff held up pretty well. The raisin is in the works.
If you dont have a jimmy carter shrine already, I think now’s a pretty good time to make one and start praying to it every morning
Iconic peanut farmer being all cute n stuff
Goodnight, sweet prince. 🥜💋 #RIPJimmyCarter (cc. @doghousesenator.bsky.social )
NOOO I’M SO SORRY I JUST HEARD THE NEWS 💔
💕💕big love🙏 you dont have to smother me in art to have me kicking and squeeing at your lovely work🥰
This is disappointing
Me when #OnCinema 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Everyday is a chicken holocaust. It’s a good thing humans don’t taste this gosh darn good… or do they?
Sketch of my character who is essentially my son, i am not attracted to him in any way I raised this man from a boy into a man he is essentially my son I would never do the nasty om gosh of course not . But I do love him.. idk maybe if god does exist he would probably get down and dirty like if he wanted to it’s not like he’s related to any of us??? Idk
Repost if u would bang your own OC hahah jkjk dont do that pls lol i am juust kiddoink babhaha 😐 #oc
Drums and bass guitar on Radiohead’s Optimistic makes me do backflips #musicfreak #radiofreak #realtime #opinion
Hey google. Give this guy kissies to make him feel better. Thanks 🙌💌
Of course you’re the kind of person who thinks AI is slick enough to be unnoticed as AI. If you legit can’t easily clock AI generated media at this point, then I feel very sorry for you. Keep praising this horse shit since I guess that’s about all you can do! But don’t pretend like you have skill