I'm going with, he's lying AND he's one of the biggest fucking idiots who ever lived.

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. Fat Satan would hate if you shared this.

this morning's insistent button press is brought to you by steroid-induced manic hunger #caturday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats #fluentpet #theycantalk

combs for #caturday #catsky #catsofbluesky #cats #fluentpet #theycantalk

I need a break….

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

Hilarious 😂

a senior golden retriever sits in the grass in front of a gray stone wall and faces the camera head-on. he has at least four tennis balls in his mouth – two stacked vertically under his nose, and one pressing up his cheek flaps on either side. the balls are faded shades of orange and green, now weathered and well-loved, like the sugary white of the dog’s face.

This is Finley. He is the Guinness Book of World Records champ for most tennis balls held by a dog in their mouth with 6 at once. Earned the title six years ago and has remained undefeated. He may be a senior, but he definitely knows ball. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: finnyboymolloy)

This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job

History repeats itself because people are ignorant of historical facts. I’ve seen this shit-show twice and doesn’t get any better.

Distracted

Sweet Pea

Lindsey Graham to celebrate historic Iran ceasefire by going to Knotts Berry Farm by himself and wandering around slowly eating a frozen banana while making eye contact with children until he's politely asked to leave

This is Spencer. He only drinks frothed water. Can't believe anyone would expect him to drink still water, like some kind of peasant. 13/10 (IG: mr.spennysaus)

This is Chewy. He loves to help his grandma garden. She can’t kneel down to dig holes anymore, but that’s his favorite part, so they're a perfect team. 14/10 (TT: chewythenewfie)

I hate him. And I hate that
I have this much hate in my heart.

This is Milka. She'll get around to chasing her tail eventually. But for now she is just getting to know it. 12/10 (TT: milka_collie5)

Lindsey Graham

Pope Leo XIV: "Often, the proclamation of truth is obscured by what we today call “fake news” — lies, insinuations, and unfounded accusations. Yet, in the face of such obstacles, the truth does not remain hidden; rather, it comes forth to meet us, living and radiant, illuminating even the deepest darkness."

It is impressive and telling that this post, which contains no specificity, identifies a future event with sufficient specificity that readers can readily recognize what that event will be.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

I love flower arranging while singing at the top of my lungs. It's so relaxing and fun. You did such a wonderful job. They are beautiful.

Hilarious and adorable!

Your picture is so stunning I am mesmerized by its beauty. I am using it as my phone lock screen wallpaper and it looks absolutely amazingly beautiful. I added an image description to the saved photo on my phone along with your name as the image owner. 💜💚

Impeach the orange!

The heart of Provence… Lavenders & almond tree 🌳 💜.
And yes it’s a real tree 😉

#photohraphy #art #lavenders #nature #landscape

Siegfreak and Hemorrhoid.

What we really want is a president who is not a narcissistic sociopathic pedophile grifter lying liar who lies.

This is Stan. He is the guardian of the stairs. It's his first day and he's a little nervous. Really hoping you don't try to pass. 12/10 (TT: stanthehotdawg)