Jenna Maroney, to Liz Lemon: “You know I’ve always reminded myself of Grace Kelly.” 🤣
😆
The more time goes by, the more I actually kind of admire Jenna Maroney.
#30Rock #lol #TVSky
The McDonald’s app has just informed me that it wants my permission to send me notifications anytime.
HA! I fucking bet it does… 😆
Get real 😑
This is your reminder that it's been ten months since the assassination of Melissa Hortman, her husband and her dog, and there hasn't been even a hint of justice for her family, friends or colleagues.
Tim Heidecker seems like he’s having a lot of fun with it already 😆
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#InfoWars #TheOnion
“Personally, I think if cigarette ads and alcohol ads aren’t allowed. Same should go for these horrible drugs they force down everyone’s throears. Like seriously people.” And it has 21 Likes 😆
I’m amused trying to grok the contours of the unhinged mind that felt 1:27 into this hilarious #SNL #fakead (one of their best, imo) was the perfect opportunity to grind his pharma-marketing axe 😆
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And 21 people were, like, “Yeah! Good chime-in!” 🤣
#Otezla #lol #comedy
Good luck, and godspeed 🫡
Hell, yeah! I was worried we’d never be 😅
Oh nooooooo she finished the carton before finding the finger 😵💫
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Sorry, this is like a The Ring situation, and I can only unburden myself by gifting this horror to you 💝
“I thought it was a big piece of pulp,” ahhhhhh I’ll never be okay again 💀
#Portland #OR #TraderJoe’s
Pretty soon the most unbelievable thing about Superman will be that he has a job as a journalist.
“The wrongs which we seek to condemn and punish have been so calculated, so malignant and so devastating that civilization cannot tolerate their being ignored because it cannot survive their being repeated.”
—Justice Robert H. Jackson, Chief American Prosecutor, Nuremberg, 1946
“I don’t know if you guys know this, but a cat’s purr actually lowers your blood pressure, which is pretty convenient, bc everything else they do shoots it into the stratosphere.”
🤣
Too true. And “I’m my cat’s dog” is also very true-feeling 😅
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#cat #CatSky #cats #lol
“A foul temper which turned into a fine pathos,” is, like, the literal story of my life 😅
#WriteSky ✍️
Isn’t he adorable? He claims to be a Russian Blue, but he definitely is not. He’s putting on airs, and don’t let him lie to you 😑
Oh, he’s a talker 😆
That’s Bowie, my eldest of 4. He’s the only one with a BlueSky account (so far).
🤣
Ashley Padilla is very funny to me. Here, she joins Seth and gives some background on the haircut story.
It’s cute, right?? That’s not bad at all, imo. At least there’s no skin flap.
Ashley Padilla talked about it on Late Night with Seth Meyers, & it’s based on a real haircut she got, & the ITL experience she had coming to terms with it.
Now, I think this haircut actually looked cute on her. I’m prob in the minority, but I think that’s flattering 💅
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“… what do you love about it?” 😆
KonniWynn writes: “I unironically love that hair.” With a later edit that says: “Edit: I hadn’t seen the skin square.”
De_lirio_us writes: “Okay, but this hair would be so cute on a punk girl I kinda love it.” Then, “Edit I did not see the skin square yet, nvm.” 🤣
There’s that skin square 🤣
On this rewatch, the funniest thing about this #SNL sketch I’ve seen dozens of times is the number of people in the comments seeing it for the 1st time, & liking the haircut… until the back-of-head reveal 😆
For the record, I thought it was dreadful from front, too 😬 #lol
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Okay! I’m kind of into this…
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#WB just released the first teaser for #Clayface, and it’s hard to get me psyched for recycled/rehashed IP these days, but Clayface has never featured in live-action & this might represent a supernatural-y shift in filmic #Batman 🤓
#FilmSky 🎥
Can they not cut his mic? Jesus 😵💫
#RFKJr sounds, looks (and arguably thinks) like Edgar from MiB.
Article states: “She also argued her conviction was based on vague allegations of “grooming” victims that did not amount to a crime.” No Real Person Involved. That’s essentially her argument. Fuck her.
Boy, that Ghislaine Maxwell is a real piece of work 😑
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Per #ABCNews, Ghislaine is petitioning again to be released from prison, & says “all” she did was groom victims, which she doesn’t see as criminal or wrong.
A bit surprising nobody has Epsteined her yet 🤔
#Epstein
Old people are a real fuckin problem, if you ask me. Especially lately. WHY WERE YOU RUNNING FOR REELECTION?! People touch power and they can’t turn it loose, even if they’ve literally outlived their usefulness and efficacy.
Here’s another great example. God rest his soul or whatever (there’s no such thing as God or souls), but this Rep who died at age 80 was RUNNING FOR REELECTION 😑
We need to stop ceding power to failing bodies and minds, and that’s not *just* “old,” but that’s a huge piece of it.
Should 70-year-olds really be flying #planes (or running the country)? 🤔
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Since his irresponsibility didn’t result in any harm to another, I do hope this guy recovers, but he definitely shouldn’t be allowed to fly ever again.
Wild video. Never seen its like 😳
#CA #LA ✈️
They’re also the kind of people who (maybe) read Lord of the Rings and then name their Sauron-company Palantir, too.
They’re proudly building the Torment Nexus! 😑
I’m more concerned they won’t be 🤔
It was a great show, but nobody watched it, sadly. It’s not even one Comedy Central tries to mine content from now, like Detroiters. It has just kind of disappeared.
I love Andy Daly!
Did you ever watch that short-lived show he had on Comedy Central, Review?
I’ve just looked it up and Google characterizes it as a “tragicomedy,” which is so funny to me 🤣
Jessica St Clair plays his wife, in one of my favorite of her roles.
My favorite iteration, and I’d imagine what inspired the verbiage from OP. That Tim Robinson from the Coffin Flop Spectrum Cable sketch, perhaps the single funniest piece of media ever created, for my money
I always love to see an “idk what to tell ya, bud” in the wild 😆
I am seeing so many anecdotal stories about intra-national migration due to Republican policies (including my own; I’m #trans and fled #TX for #WA ~2yrs ago) that I’m sensing a seismic demographic sea-change we won’t fully feel or quantify for years.
But it’s happening, or has happened 🤔
#US
Mine has the whole poem in the alt-text, too 🤓
I’m still gonna go find yours and like it, tho 🤗
This @weratedogs.com post made me cry 😭
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Bc intake photos at a shelter are usually depressing and don’t show the #dogs at their best, this guy visits after they’ve settled in and takes glamorous, happy #dogphotos.
I’m, like, weeping. That’s so sweet 🥹
#DogSky #dog
Uhhhhhh, don’t worry about that 😅