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You have to admit that it’s a distinctive grid

Years ago, a colleague made friends with a very nice woman on holiday. “She looked just like Victoria Wood but it couldn’t have been her because she had a fat husband”

Foreign friends in a #Glasgow gastropub saw #DeepFriedMarsBar on the menu. How could they resist? Apparently delicious with icecream

The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency The BBC has found a pattern of spikes in trades ahead of public announcements by the US president.

Just been knocked down by a passing feather

The #insidertrading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

Alas, it is common knowledge that your nickname Droopy Douglas is well earned #GirlsOwnCC

“Alright, here’s the cash. Just hand me the weed quickly.”

#GirlsOwnCC

In last Sunday’s caption contest, the clever winners are:
🥇 & =🥉 to @herodotuspenguin.bsky.social
🥈 & =🥉 to @erburyoldboy.bsky.social
Highly commended to @erichindle.bsky.social and @reynardo.bsky.social other half. More to amuse at #GirlsOwnCC

A timely reminder...

• Philip Larkin •

WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN HEGSETH?

Another Lego diss track out of Iran, this time trolling Pickled Pete.😂🤣🔥🎶

These are very well done 😂😂

Alert 🚨

I’ve just had my third scam text from ‘DPD’.

They are very realistic.

Be aware.

Be careful.

Luckily, mine had a dodgy email address. I’m expecting a parcel so could have been caught. Blighters even gave the driver’s name.

#Immigration Remind me how many parties are represented in the HOC and how many members each has. Guess which party spokesman was interviewed on #bBC Today Programme

Is Bluesky down today?

Family member has found a taste of #Suffolk in Bled Slovenia #Adnams

Male and female using a computer.

You can now access electronic legal deposit journal issues, journal articles and books catalogued before October 2023 using the PCs in our Reading Rooms.
Find out more about what content is available and how to access it here: link.bl.uk/9kt

Trump Attacks Pope Leo as Too Liberal and ‘Weak on Crime’

Blimey #Pope #Trump www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...

I know that this one is prettier, and Silver Cross
Prams are identical, but at bedtime, I think that the nursemaid will notice that you performed a quick swap in Kensington Gardens #GirlsOwnCC

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, and be kind to small children. Give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

Sending virtual chocolate to the witty winners of last Sunday’s Easter caption contest.
🥇 @julesmrobertsf1.bsky.social
🥈 @artbookreview.bsky.social
🥉 @jj-cool.bsky.social
4th @ancientnmodern.bsky.social and….

French perspective

The wound was a child rather than adult height. He might have been frantic to save his mother. #TheArchers

Not content with starting wars, killing innocent people, threatening the Vatican, weakening the US economy

Trump wants to invade Greenland.

He said, "our great Military is Loading Up and Resting, looking forward, actually, to its next Conquest. AMERICA IS BACK!"

Is there no end to his stupidity?

Gosh I’m still
Convinced that Henry dunnit #TheArchers

Internet awash with stories about #Pentagon threatening #Pope #Vatican Can’t see any reputable sources.

Newlyweds. We’ve just had our 59th

“They made a desert and called it peace.” Roman historian Tacitus writing 2000 years ago.

In Strait of Hormuz, Iran and China take aim at US dollar hegemony Tehran and Beijing both stand to gain from boosting status of the Chinese yuan.

#USDollar #Yuan #PetroDollar #PetroYuan

aje.news/lphkea

#Iran has two thousand years of written history