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One of my absolute favorite Ed moments from S1. I’ll always giggle at this.

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Digital illustration of MerEd and MerStede swimming, forming a circle. There's a lighthouse in the middle and a frame of leaves, shells and skulls outside.

Digital illustration of MerEd and MerStede swimming, forming a circle. There's a lighthouse in the middle and a frame of leaves, shells and skulls outside.

I suddenly had the urge to paint a ceramic trinket dish...unfortunately I only had my tablet, so......... 🫴✨

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

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This is shit, I’m sorry. They’d better be life-changing wardrobes, that’s the strangest single reason I’ve ever heard.

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I literally just got prime for the first time to watch Last One Laughing so 🤷‍♀️

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I’m deciding to be at peace with this because it’s being promoted so prominently in the Best of HBO carousel and that’s what this show always deserved

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all this leads into where izzy's at in the innkeeper, where he's constantly trying to pick fights with stede - the narrative he's going for there is "bonnet and i were romantic rivals, we both loved ed in the same kind of way, and we BOTH lost." "you and i, we did this to him"

3 weeks ago 8 1 1 0

Wishing the HP show a very unmerry fuck you. Don't even pirate it. They still track those numbers. Don't hate-watch. It's funding and funded by hate. She is using that money to help destroy lives. This isn’t something you can separate from its creator.

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ed teach in the gravy basket considering the pros and cons of living

ed teach in the gravy basket considering the pros and cons of living

ed teach in the gravy basket as he talks to hornigold about his inn

ed teach in the gravy basket as he talks to hornigold about his inn

ed teach in the gravy basket looking stunning, beautiful, ethereal, gorgeous, flawless, perfect, etc. the wig also putting in Work

ed teach in the gravy basket looking stunning, beautiful, ethereal, gorgeous, flawless, perfect, etc. the wig also putting in Work

ed teach half dead on the beach. still beautiful

ed teach half dead on the beach. still beautiful

he has no right to look as beautiful as he does in this episode

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ofmd s1 poster with "OFMD S3 IN THE NEXT 4 YEARS" written on it

ofmd s1 poster with "OFMD S3 IN THE NEXT 4 YEARS" written on it

like to charge, repost to cast

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The #ofmd #fandommarket was briefly too powerful for me to enter.

This is the feral energy channelled towards good that I expect from this fandom 🙏

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It’s true! Many potential directions for the AU writer ✨

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Hard seconding this recommendation, I couldn’t tell you precisely why but I think ofmd crew will love it. It’s a bit sad and strange and also somehow hopeful

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Hard agree, Michael has Ed energy to me

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It’s SO good and I just love Pearce Quigley in everything

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Also this scene is SO important to the whole S1-2 plot?? When folks are like “wow Ed couldn’t handle a breakup” —um NO 👹 everything for Ed’s arc has added up to this moment where he decides things can’t get better, Izzy is intentionally crushing the last of his series of efforts to live differently

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Maybe it’s time for a lil low stakes pact between us to publish something just after the RBB wave

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I need the fear of disappointing others!

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Same! Ah well, looking at my perpetual drafts folder and considering trying to follow the check in deadlines to force myself to finish

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sounds like how we do things here in ol’ OG England

*slaps crumbling brickwork of house like a used car salesman*

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Currently avoiding too 🫡

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Ok, OFMD RBB artists, I need some honest steer:

If you put Level 5 collaboration (ie. up for discussion) would you actually be disappointed to be paired with a 2? Would you slowly become jealous of the 3s and 4s?

Because I’m not sure I can commit to any higher. And I fear making others sad.

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Thems are two pairs of extremely similar spectacles, twinning

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a digital sketch of ed and stede laying on their bellies looking affectionately at a calico cat that’s loafing between them

a digital sketch of ed and stede laying on their bellies looking affectionately at a calico cat that’s loafing between them

ed and stede with a calico cat for @margaritaville.bsky.social

thank you for donating!!!!!

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Your hair looks incredible btw. Congrats on the first two weeks!

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Well now they can seize his possessions and correspondence

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Nigel Badminton: And what did he look like?

(OFMD S1)

Nigel Badminton: And what did he look like? (OFMD S1)

Edward Teach: All of you. You all look the same, you know?

(OFMD S1)

Edward Teach: All of you. You all look the same, you know? (OFMD S1)

2 months ago 96 24 0 2

From the new marriage of convenience story. Ed is grieving, his friends have concerns. #OFMDfic

2 months ago 27 3 3 0
"I'm not writing Blackbeard anymore,
" Ed cries.
"Right," Stede says. "And Blackbeard is...?"
Ed whips his head up and glares at him. "My fucking book series. I thought you said you saw it in the airport?"
"Well, yes, I saw it, but Ed, I was at O'Hare, and you know how busy it is -
"Ohhhh fuck you," Ed groans.
"I saw the cover, as you might recall, and I thought it looked great! But I didn't really see any of the words on it. Looked quite piratey though, so l suppose it being about Blackbeard isn't a shock _"
"It's not supposed to look piratey," Ed says, feeling like his eyes are about to pop out of his head. His head, which hurts so fucking bad. "It's not about pirates. It's not about Blackbeard, god you're such a fucking —" it is at this point that Ed's headache gets so overwhelming that he has to silently close his eyes and tip over.
"Ed, you're unwell, I don't think this is a good time to be arguing."

"I'm not writing Blackbeard anymore, " Ed cries. "Right," Stede says. "And Blackbeard is...?" Ed whips his head up and glares at him. "My fucking book series. I thought you said you saw it in the airport?" "Well, yes, I saw it, but Ed, I was at O'Hare, and you know how busy it is - "Ohhhh fuck you," Ed groans. "I saw the cover, as you might recall, and I thought it looked great! But I didn't really see any of the words on it. Looked quite piratey though, so l suppose it being about Blackbeard isn't a shock _" "It's not supposed to look piratey," Ed says, feeling like his eyes are about to pop out of his head. His head, which hurts so fucking bad. "It's not about pirates. It's not about Blackbeard, god you're such a fucking —" it is at this point that Ed's headache gets so overwhelming that he has to silently close his eyes and tip over. "Ed, you're unwell, I don't think this is a good time to be arguing."

the girls are FIGHTING this wipwednesday. this is of course my enemies to friends to lovers roommate story ❤️ of which we are 7k into w only glimmers of friendship to be seen

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