Apparently, Capitalism has colonized it all that the only thing left to infiltrate and take over is our dreams! Is there nothing sacred?
Capitalism, you really do have an colonization addiction. When will it ever be enough?
#capitalism #colonization #mind #dreams #insatiable
I used to believe that Instagram/Facebook had the most performative posts. LinkedIn has now become king of the performative post. Why are you lying to us that you are excited to be promoted to the HVAC Regional Sales Manager of the Western Region?
#linkedin #performative #humblebrag #b2bmarketing
What’s the worst advice you have ever received from another generation? Advice so awful, you felt all of their projections, as if they were talking to their younger self. Advice only relevant for their time period, which doesn’t exist anymore.
#boomer #advice #xennial #genz #backinmyday
I can’t be the only one that cringes when I have to watch the World Cup with American announcers.
Hearing a British or Spanish accent gets me excited to watch, but listening to Alexi Lalas or Joe Buck doing play by play on true football makes me ill
#worldcup #announcer #soccer #espn #worldcup2026
No more “it’s not all men.”
IT’s ALL MEN…until it’s no men.
Because even if us men aren’t directly involved, we are enabling this dangerous culture of protecting disgusting men. IT’S ALL MEN, until us men can stop our fellow men from assaulting women
#men #loneliness #protectwomen #cnn #patriarchy
When people find out I speak for a living, they always ask:
“Jeff, are you a motivational speaker?”
My answer is NO. I’m a demotivational speaker.
I’m here to be real with your staff because they have heard enough motivational BS to last them a lifetime.
#speaker #motivational #motivationalspeaker
While death and destruction rained down on Iran during the war’s first month, the world’s 100 biggest oil and gas companies brought in an extra $30 million per HOUR in windfall profits.
Yes, $30 million per HOUR.
All because of the deadly and reckless decision making of one man.
It’s surreal to watch Trump’s relationship with Iran and the Strait of Hormuz evolve over these past 7 weeks.
Describing his behavior as unhinged is an understatement. It is giving off alzheimers, senile, dementia, erratic, narcissist vibes.
#trump #alzheimers #iran #straitofhormuz #25thamendment
The effective federal corporate income tax rate:
1950: 50%
1990: 25%
2020: 13%
Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate.
That is how we will pay for it.
Just a friendly reminder that the richest people in the world aren’t smarter than you.
They are just psychopathic.
#notsmart #elonmusk #samaltman #jeffbezos #psychopath
Regular soccer fans keep complaining that this World Cup is too expensive, when frankly this World Cup isn’t expensive enough.
I want this World Cup to resemble an airport lounge: Empty, quiet, and bland. Now that is a World Cup worth skipping.
#worldcup #worldcup2026 #worldcupfinal #fifa
This is every Coachella Influencer/Content Creator breaking down their costs to attend Coachella.
How can anyone afford to go to Coachella when the cost is equivalent to a down payment on a house?
#sophieraiin #influencers #influencersbelike #coachellavalley #coachellafashion
#stitch with @Sibongakonke🎀 This baby’s reaction to their birthday tells me they just finishing living a long life in their past life and isn’t excited or impressed to this life thing all over again.
#life #doitagain #reincarnated #birthday
The US Government is reinstituting a Military Draft starting in December. It’s about damn time. An opportunity for people to show their loyalty.
My one concern is anyone that is fraudulently trying to join the military. We need a save act for military.
#military #draft #worldwar3 #trump #saveact
Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations:
Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%
Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%
This is what a rigged system looks like.
Why are we still asking this interview question:
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
With so much uncertainty, why would you ask this question?
#wheredoyouseeyourselfin5years #interviewquestions #humanresources #hiring #stopasking
Let’s play a game. If you’ve never seen this video before, guess what this orangutan does to say hello to this baby.
Write in the comments what you think may happen before you finish the video. I bet you guess incorrectly.
#unexpected #orangutan #baby #hello #ohmy
Comparing two messages sent by Presidents on Easter, Obama Vs. Trump, which one do you feel safer holding the Nuclear codes? Trump is now having weekly senile, dementia-induced temper tantrums and people are still listening to him.
#whitehouse #privilege #trump #obama #easter
Comparing two messages sent by Presidents on Easter, Obama Vs. Trump, which one do you feel safer holding the Nuclear codes? Trump is now having weekly senile, dementia-induced temper tantrums and people are still listening to him.
#whitehouse #privilege #trump #obama #easter
A mega church had over $5 Million to do something impactful for Easter. They chose to rent 5000 drones to tell the Easter story because that’s definitely what Jesus would have wanted. Golden calf vibes in real time.
#easter #eastersunday #jesusjesusjesus #jesuschrist #goodfriday
The response when progressive policies that help millions of people are proposed...
"How will you pay for it?"
The response when the richest 1% ask for tax cuts, or banks ask for bailouts, or defense contractors ask for more contracts...
"How much do you need?"
It doesn't have to be this way.
April is going to be a fun-filled month. Excited for the speaking rollercoaster, exploring how we can play more at work.
If you’ve seen me speak & know an org/conference that would appreciate my positive psychology play talks, please DM me or put the name of the org in the comments.
#speaking #play
The US military budget is larger than the military spending of the next nine largest countries combined. It's about to get bigger.
There have been recent reports that the Pentagon doesn't even know how to spend the funds.
This is the military-industrial complex Eisenhower warned of — on steroids.
Because I travel for my speaking work, people ask if it is glamorous? This time I got to speak in a fun city with a phenomenal hotel and a beautiful view, and this was one of those times. Salt Lake City Utah for the Utah Credit Union Summit.
#welcometo #monrovia #saltlakecity #travellife #grateful
Sometimes, you just find some gems on the internet. This person pickles your aura in order to help you dill with everything going on. Did you see what she did there? So, I had to find a way to interact with this video.
#pickling #aura #dill #costco #hotdog
If someone from the past visited “our future,” this is how the conversation would go and it wouldn’t be an April Fool’s joke.
#timetravel #backtothefuture #aprilfools #epstein #worldwar3
The caucasity of some of these financial gurus whose solutions to getting rich is exploiting financial institutions and ruining it for everyone else in the process.
Over leveraging, buying what they don’t need so others cant access it
#finance #guru #richdadpoordad #wolfofwallstreet #getrichquick
This is apparently what men think women want.
How on earth could there be a male loneliness epidemic with video creators like this?
#whatwomenwant #men #maleloneliness #manosphere #fyp
This dude is apparently ready to go war. There should be a specific rule for this war. The only people mandated to go to war are wanna be soldiers and children of the billionaires who will profit from this war, including Epstein People & Trump’s kid.
#iranwar #trump #oligarchy #marinecorps #usarmy
Why does every 10x Sales Speaker who preaches about differentiating yourself looks and sounds exactly the same?
Same Vidal Sasoon haircut, same pretentious vibe, and similar levels of overt shininess.
Are they all produced in the same 10x sales factory?
#10x #speaker #boysclub #wolfofwallstreet
