's finished Ribbit #918 Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.

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The new, improved, all oak Heppervich-Indersfeld Escalator 280 now features less mobility, and uses little to no electricity!

#GirlsOwnCC #oak #Heppervich #Indersfeld #Escalator #two-eighty

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Her name was Cogiopthurvop Anders, yet the children insisted on calling her Flynn.

#GirlsOwnCC #Cogiopthurvop #Anders #Flynn

's finished Typeshift #904 Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.

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And so it was that Gwendolyn finally found her hat. Next up on her to-do list: getting five spanish galleons for the Prussian navy.

#GirlsOwnCC #Gwendolyn #Prussia
#galleon #spanish #five

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"Exactly! We're Merragins, so we also blurnunire in chairs."

"But Father, we don't know how to blurnunire!"

"Err... Well, it's never too late to practice."

#GirlsOwnCC #Merragins #blurnunire #chair #chairs

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"Hmm, let's see...

"' The quizinal Maloches of Vanalov were brave and dashing, yet sullen.

"' So they took it out on the bal Garon, and all their horrid warren!'

"It's a bit pro Maloch, but those damn Garon had it coming!"

#GirlsOwnCC #dashing #Valanov #Maloch #Garon

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"Mother! You've lost so much weight!"

"I'm your daughter, Nichole."

"Sorry. New glasses."

#GirlsOwnCC #Mother #Nichole

's finished Typeshift #882 Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.

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"My brother Bertram is so short, he has to wear two hats. I guess I'm the gifted one."

#GirlsOwnCC #Bertram #Dorothy
#hat #trousers

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"🎼🎶🎵🎵🎵🪉🪉"

"Dydd Gŵyl dewi hapus?"

"Gŵyl dydd dewi hapus very dewi indeed! You're as dewi on the hapus as Marcel Grandjany, Nicanor Zabaleta, or Harpo Marx!"

"YAAAAAY!"

#GirlsOwnCC
#Grandjany #Zabaleta #🪉 #Harpo
#dydd #gŵyl #dewi #hapus

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Muff wearing and tea drinking were among the medal events at the Liberty-Life-Fashionista games of yore.

#GirlsOwnCC #tea #games #liberty

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You can always tell a half-irish, half-canadian by the way he sits in a chair on Thursdays. Bulthorne was hungarian; however he saw a H.I.H.C. being mocked and assaulted during the war, and so sat as one in sympathy.

#GirlsOwnCC #canadian #bali #czech

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And so it was that Erendael carried two kittens whose names were Muffo and Gergo. And she did speakke unto them, saying "Mussi, ussi, favo wavvo kitty-wittens!", much to the confusion of the Carranaughs of Ausfrei.

#GirlsOwnCC #Erendael #kittens #Ausfrei

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"Duchamp signed it! Therefore it is art!"

"Yes! But is it a urinal?"

"Not this time, thank God."

#GirlsOwnCC #Duchamp #art #Christ #Serrano

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's finished Typeshift #834 Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.

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"And Aratog the Bulrutone was fellid and fel. Strawberries and balpwegorts were lumid as well!"

"My favorite part is the strawberries!"

#GirlsOwnCC #ahab #strawberries #strawbs #lumid

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"You must be the lawyer!

"I'm the engineer."

"We'll train."

#GirlsOwnCC #Carol #Stephanie

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"Ebbonsfield is a nardol. Shan't have him in the house."

"But he's a wilograte. One of the finest."

"Fine. You all can stay in the actuary."

"Yippee!"

#GirlsOwnCC #Ebbonsfield #wilograte #nardol #phillip #helen #janet #Yippee!

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"He gave you eight maids a'milking!"

This could take a while...

#GirlsOwnCC #maids #milk #Lords #Natasha #Anthony #Boris

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"Dear Aunties & Everyone,

"Ergonomics, ergonomics ergonomics ergonomics, ergonomics. Ergonomics ergonomics ergonomics, ergonomics! #Merry #Christmas.

"Sincerely,

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"That's the new school system. They teach how to spell one word at a time."

#GirlsOwnCC #Mary

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"You're never too young to learn how to point at hills!"

#GirlsOwnCC #hill #point

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Marquetry inlayer Spindler Cavasky
would wait for days and days for just the right village to spring up in all its glory for his work.

#GirlsOwnCC #Marquetry #Spindler
#Cavasky #art

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In the original "Three Ronnies", Ronalda would hold her skirt, Ronette (later Rhonda, then Ronalda Jo) would hold a parasol/umbrella, and Ronald would pretend to open a door. Big laughs!

#Stooges #Ronnies #umbrella #larry #moe #curly #Rhonda
#GirlsOwnCC

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"Fine, you go as John Hurt with the face hugger, I'll go as Paul Giamatti in Sideways."

#GirlsOwnCC #alien #sideways #Paul #Giamatti #Sigourney #Weaver #JohnHurt

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"Well, when you pay for obscured seating at Boston Garden, you get what you paid for."

#GirlsOwnCC #Boston #Celtics #Bruins #TDGarden #BostonGarden #garden

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The Deborah Hansford Galleria of the Conservative Arts lasted a month. So it was changed back to The Deborah Hansford Galleria of the Liberal Arts.

#GirlsOwnCC #conservative #liberal #deborah #hansford #art #arts

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Thanks to modern medicine, all pregnancy tests are now open book!

#GirlsOwnCC #pynchon #corrigan #swartzwelder #murakami