Only the Matthew Broderick Godzilla is considered canon under these new tariff rules.

My favorite (mad) scientist is right where he belongs😌 ✨ #gravityfalls
#fiddlefordmcgucket

(The Fiddleford sticker came from Etsy shop HoodedJelly but they seem to be on hiatus rn)

god take all of my artist friends suffering and give it to elon

We'll get there, baby. Just hang on lol

They do amazing work!! I love my candles and will return ✨✨✨

Skin like hotdog man telling us what health looks like. OK BUDDY YouTube video by Pearlmania500

My reaction to RFK Jr saying he wants to take SSRIs and anti-psychotics away from people. youtube.com/shorts/6FIjS...

Happy Valentine’s Day, meat bags
#gravityfalls
#billcipher

Hey don’t worry everything *is* still terrible BUT I remembered that MONEY existed and I can in fact use that money to buy fandom related items to make me happy so (it smells…so amazing)
#gravityfalls #fiddlefordmcgucket #fiddlefordhadronmcgucket

* Trump does something fucked up *

💙Hashtag Resistance influencers💙: "Imagine how everyone would have react if Biden did that?"

I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR AND DRIVE BOTH OF US OFF A BRIDGE.

You are loved

The vibes of 2025 thus far

I laughed and then cringed that the Mystery Shack website had to include this disclaimer in the Bill plushie description.
Just how many fires are y’all responsible for 😪

#gravityfalls #billcipher

An illustration of a tiger protecting cubs colored in Trans and nonbinary flag colors. Says: "protect trans & nonbinary kids!"

We're going to make it through this 🩷💙
Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.

Why does Gravity Falls, a fictional town where you can legally marry a WOODPECKER, have better political vetting policies that the actual real life USA?

Stan Pines had 95% of the town’s vote and they were like “ya sure do, but you’re also a giant criminal babe. Here ya go, Tyler.”
#gravityfalls

Indiana Jones saying, "Nazis. I hate these guys."

2025

This is my personal hot take on being back on ⏰⏰
#gravityfalls

“Everyone was so overly earnest ahead of the ban. It’s going to be so embarrassing now.”

Fuck no. Break open the earnest floodgates. We’re about to enter a cold, cruel four years. Wear your heart on your sleeve. Insist on warmth and softness.

Just stop me if I read poem aloud or something.

I can't believe my forced divorce with TikTok shares the same divorciversary as canon Fiddauthor (aka the portal incident)

I’m so scared that this app is going to go from dead (stupid ban) to dead to me (trump emerges as hero and it gets more and more right wing bc “daddy trump saved us”)

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

FIDDLESTAN NATION RISE AND SHINE
#fiddlestan #fiddleford #stanpines #gravityfalls

It’s been a heck of a 24 hours, right Gravity Falls fandom? 🥲
#gravityfalls
#fiddlefordhadronmcguckit
#stanfordpines
#fiddauthor

I just listened to the JK Simmons bit again and he said..he said the words…MALEWIFE CODED.

…how am I supposed to move on from this.

#gravityfalls

I may never get over this livestream. Alex got THE JK Simmons to say phrases like “zaddy” and “hot asf”. I am physically unwell.
#gravityfalls

the REAL family photo

#GravityFalls #FiddlefordMcGucket

I am so glad I’ve been able to find some of my favorite artists over here 🥲 that is absolutely what I am going to miss the most w/ the possible(probable) ban over in ⏰⏰.

You can’t claim national security reasons to silence 170 million Americans, then nominate a drunk 🤡 to secure the nation.

*sighs in having to learn yet ANOTHER social media*

While I am sure the multiverse has universal healthcare, you are a documented wanted criminal-so idk if you’re stopping by “Dimension’s Best Eyeglass Warehouse” every two years for a check up.