My toddler keeps thanking the bananas, and I'm not sure what they're so good at fixing or reaching over there.
#momlife #toddler

Someone called him Hamburglar Homan and I can't think about anything else when I see his name now

These are our current non-negotiable emergencies: #abolishice #impeachtrump #releaseepsteinfiles
Go all in our please move aside for someone who will, and don't take away funding and attention from the candidates willing to do the hard things.

Trump doesn't want Greenland to protect the US. He wants Greenland to prevent anyone else from defending Canada when he makes a move on them. Same thing he's positioning for with Mexico. He positioning against our allies, not our enemies.
#greenland #venezuela #mexico #canada #traitor

While the country falls apart
I do some art
While the country falls apart
I do some art
Stress get out my shopping cart
Evil regime about to start
While the country falls apart
I do some art

~ Humming to myself while coloring with my toddler

When anything reminds you that coffee exists and you start calculating how long since your last coffee and realize you could reasonably have another coffee now and then you're excited

#coffee #CFS #fatigue #momlife #notreallybecauseofmomlifealreadydidthatanyway

Mick Foley Doesn't Understand How Those In WWE Stand By Or Next To Donald Trump Mick Foley recently took to social media to comment on the shocking deaths of Rob and Michele Reiner, and slammed President Donald Trump.

Wrestling legend Mick Foley is QUITTING WWE, saying Trump's words on Rob Reiner's death was "the final straw... I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so seemingly void of compassion." 👏 MAGA is falling apart.

Anyone else pretend you're in the play CATS for just a few seconds every now and then while you're wearing big thick leg warmers?
#CATS #kitties #catmom #cats #legwarmers #warm #crochet

I just want Converse to make Pete the Cat themed shoes. Is that too much to ask? I want them available in all the colors in his book about loving his shoes.
#booklover #parentlife #momlife #petethecat #readingaddict #converseshoes

It is my duty to eat all the broken animal crackers.

I do what I must to purge the heard for easier identification and more consistent animal noises and giggles from the lil' bebe upon their retrieval from the giant bear-shaped container

#ParentLife #MyDuty #MomLife #Stauffers #Sacrifice

Sometimes it feels like I'm gettin' my entire day's intake of water tryin' to get down all these vitamins 😆

#vitamins #adulting #healthy #WellWishIWasHealthyAnyway #Water

Why am I only seeing "Miss steal your snacks" shirts in toddler sizes? There are plenty of adults who need to wear this warning label

#toddlermom #momlife #snacks #toddlers #happylife #IMightStealSnacksJustSayin #WatchYourSnacks #GimmeThoseChips

When bees get pollen all over their legs, sometimes it looks like they're wearing tiny leg warmers like they're about to start Jane Fonda's retro workout, and I love this. That is all.

#bees #workout #workoutmotivation #retro

Sometimes when it rains really hard I like to water my plants because I wonder if there's some way they know it's raining and they're excited for some chugs, so I don't want them to be disappointed

#plantmom #plants #indoorplants #happyplants

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

America is not having a king rule over them!
#Handsoff

I'm pretty sure they don't learn anything. They're ignorant on purpose. They choose that. They'll blame everything on whatever they're told to blame it on even when the obvious is right in front of their face

If you didn't like the Kendrick Lamar halftime show, then why don't you just look away and ignore it like you do with human suffering?

OOOOH! BAM, BITCHES! 😎

I think I have an answer to our problem. If we all start carrying around reverse UNO cards, then anytime bad stuff happens we just hand them to the bad guys. Asking for my clearance number? Here it is...BAM! Reverse! What's yours? Then get out! Green card? POW now YOU'RE deported, betch!

I mean...wouldn't Elon Musk technically be a DEI hire, though? 🤔Shouldn't it bother him if people can just legally say eh you're autistic so you're fired?

Every time I look down, my coffee is gone again. Either ghosties are sucking it down or I'm on my 4th cup. Sigh

@andybeshearky.bsky.social cooked with this

I love Andy so much! 💙

Protest gathers at Kentucky Capitol to push back against Trump orders • Kentucky Lantern Protesters at the Kentucky Capitol —  brought together by the internet —  shared their anger at recent moves by President Donald Trump Wednesday.

Protest gathers at Kentucky Capitol to push back against Trump orders kentuckylantern.com/2025/02/05/p...

Hundreds rally at Kentucky Capitol to protest Trump's executive actions A decentralized group of more than 200 protestors stood on the steps of the state Capitol, protesting broadly about the sweeping changes President Donald Trump has made in his first weeks in office.

200+ rallied at the Kentucky Capitol today to protest the sweeping executive action of President Donald Trump in his first weeks in office. From @sylviaruthg.lpm.org

Well, I mean...they can and they did and they are still doing it. Freaking arrest them or something. STOP THEM. They're not allowed in there. It isn't legal to do this. Get the police and military over there and get them out in cuffs GEEZUS

Get over there NOW with whatever police or military out rank whatever rogue mall security that's keeping you out and drag them out of there in handcuffs. They're not allowed in our private information. It's too late and they have all our info already, but arrest them for CURRENTLY doing this!

Who is in charge of security at the Treasury?? Get them to come take care of the ones going rogue and just letting random people in there and locking out the people who are really supposed to be in charge! This is illegal and a LOT of damage can be done in a short amount of time in there!