Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a cat who loves comedies? A purrformer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a bird’s favorite type of music? Tweet-hop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the stadium get so hot? All the fans left. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t sharks like fast food? They can’t catch it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer