Thank you MoneyZap!

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

A pixel art version of Philadelphia Flyers' mascot Gritty, with a watermark for @impishmatt and @impishmattspixels

A small framed cross stitch based on the pixel art of Gritty, with the text "Ni dieu, ni maître", which is French for "No god, no master"

Hey @impishmatt.bsky.social, I used a piece of your pixel art (I think it's yours?) that I found on Pinterest to create a cross stitch, and I would like to properly credit you if I post it anywhere. Is this your Gritty? If so, do you have a preference as to how I link to you?

Top WNBA players set to make more than $1m a year after new CBA agreed in principle The WNBA and its players’ union reached an agreement in principle on a transformational new collective bargaining agreement

Hell yes.

“The [WNBA] minimum salary will be $300,000, up from $66,079 in 2025 and the supermax salary will start at $1.4m.”

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I did not expect Deb, but here we are. Queen of Lake Havasu. She totally stole the show for me. #oncinema

I got the Oscar fever. #oncinema

My prediction for the On Cinema Oscar Special:

New leads a tight and engaging show. Gregg provides expert analysis with flawless predictions. Mark crushes it with a string of impeccable and fresh celebrity impersonations. A perfectly executed final show, with nothing going wrong 🙌

‘On Cinema at the Cinema’: How Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington Pull Off the Internet’s Most Deranged Movie Review Show Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington discuss 'On Cinema at the Cinema', the internet's most deranged movie review show.

It's On Cinema at the Cinema on Variety 🍿

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I wish somebody would please recut that Mercy trailer so the judge is one of those AI barber heads with no face and three ears, and all the “AI police surveillance footage” in the back is humanoid robots kicking their handlers in the crotch.

This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.

My first mortgage payment finally came out on Friday.

I don't think you can rent a 1-bedroom apartment in this city for at least a couple hundred dollars MORE than my monthly mortgage payment.

The financialization of housing is a criminal conspiracy.

Happy Unrivaled Season 2 Tipoff to all those who celebrate.

Mist VS Hive | Live Game | Unrivaled Basketball YouTube video by Unrivaled Basketball

Unrivaled kicks off today, and Canadians can watch it on YouTube:
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Screenshot of a press release with the headline: “Mayor Mamdani Announces Formation of ‘Rental Ripoff’ Hearings.” Subhead reads: “‘Rental Ripoff’ hearings in all five boroughs will offer New Yorkers a microphone to share poor conditions, unconscionable business practices that City will act on.” Body text reads: “NEW YORK, NY — New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani today signed an executive order directing the Department of Housing Preservation & Development, the Department of Buildings, the Mayor’s Office to Protect Tenants, and the Department of Consumer and Worker Protection, in coordination with the new Office of Mass Engagement, to hold ‘Rental Ripoff’ hearings across the five boroughs within the first 100 days of the administration. At these hearings, working New Yorkers will be able to speak about the challenges they face — from poor building conditions to hidden fees on rent payments. Following these hearings, the Mamdani administration will publish a summary and report detailing common themes and areas of opportunity, and the testimony shared at these hearings will directly inform policy interventions to take on these ripoff tactics. Details about the hearings will be available at nyc.gov/RentalRipoff.”

This should exist in every city in the country.

It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile

Hi, I am studying library science, the thing everyone claims LLMs are good for.

Spoiler: they aren’t.

I’ll start with a hypothetical based on a thing I have dealt with a thousand times. Person comes in and says, “I don’t remember the title or the author but I know it’s about vampires.”

Schneid-man. Makin’ excuses.
Schneideriderdingdong. Can’t face the truth. Making excuses.
Schneider. Career in the toilet. Dependant on Sandler.
Makin’ excuses.

In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing.

You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.

That is all.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I do not want to go into 2026. It's too late for me. Leave me here. I'll guard the door to make sure 2025 doesn't escape.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

Middle aged lady wearing an N95

#oneofthetwo Because your desire to “return to normal” doesn’t supersede the safety of others - maybe if you listened to people living with #longcovid, you’d know that. Shame on @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social for punching down in the hackiest possible way.

It was reprehensible when people mocked condom usage at the height of the AIDS pandemic.

It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.

Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.

jeremy strong in springsteen: deliver me from nowhere in a yellow turtleneck and glasses

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

We need those who claim to be “left” to stop punching down on the disabled, covid cautious and immune compromised.

Masking is resistance.

It’s community care.

The ruling class wants you sick and weak so you won’t fight back.

Healthcare is being gutted.

There’s never been a better time to mask

Yes, I'm being sued by Matt Taibbi Does that make me the realest free speech warrior?

Some ~personal news~

Please donate to my Kickstarter to make "Morty Supreme," a shot-for-shot remake of "Marty Supreme" with Richard Kind in the Timothée Chalamet role.

Another Chronic Illness Christmas When you're chronically ill, the holidays can be lonely. Feelings of guilt are common. A look at how to set boundaries, support other disabled people and a reminder that you're never alone.

When you’re chronically ill, the holidays hit different.

They’re exhausting, isolating and lonely.

It’s important to set and hold boundaries.

Make your own traditions and find ways to cultivate joy.

Here’s to another Chronic Illness Christmas:

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Ringing of the Bells | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets YouTube video by The Muppets

Ding! Dong! Happy holidays, gang.

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Tulsa King of Kensington, which will be hilarious to about 6 people who are a) Canadian and b) over 40.

(btw, King of Kensington S1 is now available on @cbcgem.bsky.social and it genuinely holds up)