Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

I'm re-releasing E.T. with a slight edit so now the end will lead directly into Air Bud.

I'm heading to Calgary Expo this weekend. Find me at Booth P03 and at the Music and Comics panel Saturday 1145am in Room 209! #calgaryexpo #fanexpo

Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!

I am so grateful to this video for giving me and many other 80s babies the experience of tripping.

Check out a first look at Disney’s ASL re-animated songs from 'Encanto,' 'Frozen 2,' and 'Moana 2,' coming to Disney+ next week. The studio reworks key musical sequences using performance-driven signing.
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Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

Holy crap

Imagine there are two mechanics in your town.

At one, the dude howls incoherently while letting a bunch of rhesus monkeys bang on your car with rocks.

The other mechanic is a normal guy, who actually knows how to fix cars.

Your car breaks, one of these guys will get it working faster.

I got on my bike and took a risk to share some big news: @nyc-dot.bsky.social has an updated and expanded proposal to redesign 31st Street!

There's a guy who raped children in charge of America
There's a guy who raped children in charge of America
There's a guy who raped children in charge of America
There's a guy who raped children in charge of America

Republican lawmakers won't pull the plug.
It's up to us.

Here's some great news for you! We have a Humble Bundle coming up running from 4/23 — 5/14 where you can grab a ton of my books for a bargain! If you don't know Humble Bundle yet, check out their website and get ready!

Here you go. ✌🏻

I'm promising myself that this is the last moment of time I'm wasting on this.
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There is no reason why the Bronx shouldn’t have the beautiful waterfront access and infrastructure that every other borough has.

That is why I am proud to have secured $1 million in federal funding to help restore public access to the East 132nd Street pier in Port Morris.

STEVE CONTE & THE CRAZY TRUTH - INDIE GIRL (VIDEO EXCERPT) YouTube video by Steve Conte NYC

We shot a full length video of this song during this shoot, but it’s lost to the ages. This is all that’s left, an excerpt from a Dutch film where we are playing in a bar scene…

STEVE CONTE & THE CRAZY TRUTH - INDIE GIRL
(VIDEO EXCERPT)
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the new season's crypt-crawling fashions are fun and flirty like every other season. I mean one day maybe we'll go for protection or something but that seems neither fun nor flirty.

www.oglaf.com/cryptwear/

This. Unfortunately.

In a 1991 documentary that Trump suppressed, Christopher Reeve comments on Donald Trump:

"𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥."

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

a sign that says sorry we 're closed hangs on a glass door Alt: a sign that says sorry we're open hangs on a glass door

Kaleidotrope is now open to fiction and poetry submissions.

Culture's Skeleton Check out Culture's Skeleton - <p>Casey is a retired Combat Musician, making a living playing small gigs at her local bar. Jake is a professional con man. They need a new couch, which has nothing to d...

So y'all know I write (and edit) prose and comics, right? Well, you could go buy possibly still my fave novel I've ever written. It takes place in a city that is at every point in time and space at once. There's a con man, and a combat musician, The Grandmother of Keys, & The Cat With No Face. (1/2)

Speaking truth to power.

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines.

Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

Everything the Ellison family could own if Paramount buys Warner Bros:

Paramount+
CBS
CNN
Showtime
HBO
Warner Bros
TNT
TBS
MTV
DC Studios
Nickelodeon
Comedy Central
Cartoon Network
And more...

This is a rotten deal that the Trump regime has rubber stamped.

State AGs must step in and block it.

Dangerous Dames: Women Who Write Horror I started writing seriously in high school after reading several of Stephen King’s novels; I got hooked on Horror at the tender age of…

Dangerous Dames: Women Who Write Horror #AuthorSky #BookSky #HorrorSky #NYCAuthor #PoetrySky #WomenInHorrorMonth #WriterSky #WritingSky

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Noooooo

That's a shitty string of events!

WIFE: *cutting sandwich* do you want half of my sandwich

ME: sure

WIFE: which half

ME: no the sand half

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

One day, the fact that A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE was the last major studio film to be released on VHS will leave my brain and will hopefully be replaced by an ability to name all of the world's oceans.