Cheese deficiency

A five by five grid drawn on a pad, like a classic bingo card. Top row: gym equipment, taxidermy, sofa bed, attic, large collection of jigsaws Second row: too much crafting stuff, bookcase of 70s/80s classics, electronic drum kit, black & decker workmate, folded towels Middle row: lounge sleeping, bed next to fridge, *DUVET*, caravan, old cuddly toy Fourth row: 80s tv/film-related bed linen, garage sleeping, adult in child bed, scary dolls, bed under desk Bottom row: sleeping bag, brass instrument, own house but not own bed, inappropriate electrical points, Proper Cancellation Stuff...

I have made a #DuvetKnowItsChristmas bingo card! And done alt text on it (as everyone else should, if they're able).

He’s claimed the cat bed as his own. No fucks given. Cat’s relegated to the floor #duvetknowitschristmas

I've just discovered #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, it pays to be awake for UK bsky hours

A tensahedron hammock stand (made by Tensa) with a camping hammock and under quilt. The hammock is wedged into a small unheard room filled with sports memorabilia.

I forgot about that! This would have been my #duvetknowitsChristmas entry LAST year, hanging amongst the memorabilia.

Jeff Beck and Johnny Depp on stage at the Sage Gateshead in June 2022.

Jeff Beck and Johnny Depp on stage at the Sage Gateshead in June 2022.

Jeff Beck and Johnny Depp on stage at the Sage Gateshead in June 2022.

Jeff Beck and Johnny Depp on stage at the Sage Gateshead in June 2022.

A few photos from Jeff Beck's show at Sage Gateshead in June 2022 when Johnny Depp guested. To my shame I've only just noticed Jeff's amp 🙂 #JeffBeck #JohnnyDepp #MusicPhotography #ConcertPhotography #SageGateshead #GlasshouseGateshead

Here’s a photo of Johnny Depp onstage with THE HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES in Paris, June 2023 … awesome!

#musicphotography #concertphotography #musicphotographer #livemusicphotography #concertphotography #sonyalpha #johnnydepp #johnnydeppfans #hollywoodvampires

Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder, 1990
© Herb Ritts

To make amends...

EBAY AUCTIONS: 9 LIMITED EDITION JERRY JUDGE T-SHIRTS similar to one worn by #JohnnyDepp on the 2019 #HollywoodVampires tour. Kindly donated to Folly by JD’s team.

Auctions end 28 Nov. Postage worldwide. charity.ebay.co.uk/charity/i/Th...

All proceeds go 100% towards helping #UKwildlife in need.

Liam for Christmas No 1

Pencil drawing of ginger cat with blue eyes

There’s nothing like listening to the rain when going to sleep, it’s so relaxing. This picture is for all the cat lovers, #pencilart #catlovers #greatgiftideas
#artist #pastelmat

Desperation.

Christina Ricci and Johnny Depp at the Sleepy Hollow premiere

YouTube links work quite nicely here

I look forward to Kobna conquering another accent!

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To celebrate 2,000 BlueSky followers, I'm going to do a little giveaway.

Repost and follow and I'll pick one lucky person at random to win a 12-month Gift Subscription at Bert's Books worth OVER £100.

You have until noon on Sunday 17th November

FRIDAY FLICK 🎞️

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End 🏴‍☠️

#JohnnyDepp 🎬

The little bit of joy every time a familiar bod pops up in feed & can simply hit follow

Oh cool you're here

I don't care how brazen this is: if this gets 20 reposts I'll post about one of the greatest tasks of my Taskmaster series, which would be talked about today as much as the trouser theft/texting/song etc, but which was NEVER BROADCAST ON THE SHOW. Or 10, whatever. I'd probably do it for 1.

The app & community combined seem to make it easy to relocate people

Full of garish fruit machines & people pedaling knock off goods

For me, the lack of doormen or landlord/lady able to kick out the nasty patrons was a big issue

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I like the ... options

Paint the Oval office neon orange

People can choose not to see reposts on bluesky