Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.
I lol'd at this.😆
I remember hearing this for the first time as a teenager and being quite affected by it.
I mean, their harmonies are always gorgeous but my God, they are really special on this storytelling track.
Excellent choice, mate.
I realize that pub crawls are all the rage, but I truly feel as though there could be an immense market for library crawls, bakery crawls, museum crawls, bookstore crawls, and greenhouse crawls.
Mark babe, I get ya, but...
Eternal Flame is the worst Bangles single.
What if Scott Mills nicked all them KitKats
WTAF.
As soon as I saw that pic I thought that's child's pose, what a lovely practice for the children.
Some people are so toxic, finding wrongs everywhere because they are looking for them and / or making them up.
And dangerous to boot when they spout off in such a public and manipulative way.
I am going to be thinking about this all day.
See also John Cleese in Fawlty Towers. He was 35.
*35*
Same as Ed Sheerin and Eden Hazard are now. Absolutely mental.
WHEN HATE IS LOUD, LOVE MUST BE LOUDER.
Happy #Caturday to everyone who celebrates
You in 2 mins...
OK Richy, you only had to ask, love.
I'll go first hahaha.
This is Hazel. She did some minor redecorating while you were out. Hopes you like it. 12/10 (TT: kelly_smith02_)
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
Cartoon from Der Spiegel shows the world as seen by Trump.
Absolute favourite post about #worldbookday.
Always a joy, Richy!
A photo of the front cover of issue 1670 of Private Eye magazine, with the caption “on shelves now.” The main headline reads “TRUMP ATTACKS IRAN,” with a subheading “HOW OPERATION EPIC FURY UNFOLDED.” The cover features four photo panels set in the situation-room with US political figures seated around a table. Speech bubbles add dialogue: “Is the Supreme Leader dead?” followed by “No, Trump always looks like this!”; “Mission accomplished!” answered with “Yes, I’ve killed the Epstein story”; “What happens next?” with the reply “Popular revolt and regime change,” and a follow-up, “In America?”; and finally, “Why have you started this war?” answered with “So that I can stop it,” alongside “I’ll ring the Nobel Committee.”
Trump Attacks Iran. How Operation Epic Fury unfolded…
The new Private Eye is out now.
Never have I witnessed a small dog trailing a chain of sausages escaping an angry Butcher, or a plump child rewarded by the Vicar, with a gigantic plate of mashed potato & sausages. We've been lied to for years. Children's comics are corporate propaganda for Big Sausage.
@womensartbluesky.bsky.social
This is a truly inspiring story of hope. My lovely pal Juliette never stopped creating and finding joy in the world, even at the darkest of times.
#womensart
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Brexiters insisting “Brexit was never properly implemented” are like a guy who got the idea that he was getting an Aston Martin for Christmas, got socks instead, and is now sitting by his dead Christmas tree in March insisting Christmas hasn’t happened because he hasn’t got his Aston Martin yet.
I've seen the justification that creators need to stay on X to promote their work.
I crunched the numbers and worked out that I sold more books through my friends telling drunk strangers in the pub that I wrote a book than through Twitter.
This one hits hard.
A British grandmother with a valid visa detained by ICE for 6 weeks.
"So why did ICE detain her, and keep her locked up for so long? ICE officers are paid a bonus every time they detain someone. 'Individual ICE agents get money per head that they detain – the guards told me that,' Karen says."
His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.
Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.
you don’t need ai to show you video of Smooth Operator as sung by Kermit the Frog. you can just use your imagination to do that. and you will use your imagination to do that. you’re doing it right now. you can hear his voice in your head. he’s hitting all the notes. diamond life, indeed.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Same!
