A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
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Leopy eat mah faaaace!
Everything bad is his fault. He spent the whole game today setting an MLB record for tears shed over an early start time. Oh, and he managed to work in "pronate" again. He seems unduly proud that he learned that word somewhere. I wish he would learn "STFU." He is possessed by a weirdly wimpy demon.
My *bete noir* Andy Dirks has spent the entire Patriot's Day game weeping bitter tears about the game starting a couple hours earlier than usual. Someone give him his binky.
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Maybe it is. 😵💫
Octopi are intelligent, amazing creatures. I hate that gif
People should read.
I'm tired of people not reading.
Please, if you can, PLEASE, read! Read everything, but especially fiction! Read comics!
It will help you with empathy AND make you smarter.
Please, read.
Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Tim Curry in Clue
Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers
Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island
Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.
She probably needs daily chemical help to deal with being a continuous vitriolic gasbag.
FLORIDA MAN COMMITS SENSIBLE ACT OF VIOLENCE
"Violence is never the answer," opined Sherrif Buford T. Perkins, who then added, "But it seems like this time it was."
Readers may recall that Sherrif Perkins was involved in a completely expected emergency three weeks ago.
#readandplay (672)
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
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Just finshed this one and really enjoyed it. It's about a young woman caring for her father who has Alzheimer's. Sounds like a real downer but although it is poignant it isn't bleak. In fact it left me feeling good.
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My current read. 📚💙
Just got my copy.
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Only the 2nd inning and I’m already on my 3rd “Shut UP, Dirks!” + mute.
Best Star Trek captain.
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If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses
Lookin good, G!
Ah yes, a Woods-ism! Love the guy and will miss him. Your post reminds me of when Sid Abel was the sidekick during their miserable 40 pt. season and he would say "If the Wings can just score 3 or 4 quick goals they'll be right back in this thing!"
Love the guy. He will be missed.
This man has been an absolute pleasure to listen to. I will miss him on the radio and wish him the very best going forward.
George Hamilton, Donal Donnelly and Al Pacino in the movie The Godfather Part III
"He insulted the Pontiff and then he shared a video of himself as Jesus..." 🎬
#filmsky #moviesky
Ha! That is a point! As I recall, only Ed Bouchee and Al Jackson have caps
That's a nice card!
The 1969 set is a mess except for the last couple of series. Worst set of the 60's--when I was a kid laying down my nickels at the drug store--followed by 1961 which is also a dog set. My faves are 1965 and 1962. I have since collected the full 1965 set because I ran out of nickels then! 😁