Women's T20 World Cup opener and final to be free-to-air | The Cricketer England's opener at the Women's T20 World Cup – and the final at Lord's – will be broadcast on free-to-air television, via Sky Mix

England's opener at the Women's T20 World Cup – and the final at Lord's – will be broadcast on free-to-air television.

French advert for home renovation called "Arses home"

The French still haven't figured out the possessive apostrophe. That's a good name for the salle de bain, though

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Donald Trump is completely unhinged. His statement threatening to eradicate an entire civilization shocks the conscience and requires a decisive congressional response. The House must come back into session immediately and vote to end this reckless war of choice in the Middle East before Donald Trump plunges our country into World War III. For years, Republicans have enabled and excused Donald Trump’s deeply dangerous and extreme behavior. Enough is enough. Our brave men and women in uniform have been put into harm’s way in the Middle East. Over a dozen have already been killed and hundreds injured. Gas prices are skyrocketing, the cost of living in America is out of control and billions of taxpayer dollars are being wasted on a reckless war of choice. It’s time for House Republicans to put patriotic duty over party loyalty and join Democrats in stopping this madness.

After Trump wrote, in reference to Iran, “A whole civilization will die tonight,” the entirety of the House Democratic leadership issued this joint statement:

There are few pictures of underarm (lob) bowling ... this is Geoffrey Kevill-Davies bowling to Ian Akers-Douglas in the nets at Eton in May 1928. Looking on is Eton coach George Hirst. Kevill-Davies never played for the Eton XI. Akers-Douglas played 60 first-class matches, mainly for Kent

Blaming the Home Office for your failure to go "hm, maybe we shouldn't be headlining someone who's repeatedly demonstrated he's a Nazi" is a bit fucking rich, tbh.

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

Sunday Sport headline: Easter world record. I STUCK 9 CREME EGGS UP MY BUM

Happy Easter!

about bleeding time. perhaps start with the major infrastructure. ports, airports, military sites.

we all want to know where you put the key to the stationary cupboard. my desk could do with topping up...

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

Video: Passenger Jet and Fire Truck Crash at LaGuardia Airport, Leaving 2 Dead The two pilots of a Air Canada Express jet were killed after a collision with a Port Authority fire truck on Sunday at LaGuardia Airport in New York.

Staggering video.

A picture I had not seen until this week ... Archie MacLaren leads England out to field at the start of the 4th Ashes Test at Old Trafford, July 26th 1909. Although 20 wickets fell on the first day of three the game was drawn after bad weather on the second day

Hairdressers always ask where you’re going on holiday but travel agents never ask when you’re next getting a haircut.

@alastaircampbell2.bsky.social is so anti BBC that he reposts things like this without checking to see that the BBC has had an article on this story on it's website for more than a day...

165 years ago Emile McMaster was born. His only 1st class appearance was for England v South Africa at Cape Town in March 1889. Batting at No9 he was out 1st ball & did not bowl as Johnny Briggs took 15-28. Appropriately McMaster’s club career was with the Ne’er Do Wells. #cricketcounts

Incredible Tom & Jerry scenes here.

no really, holy shit

As well as the first five in five, Randell's six in eight balls is a new record, but seven in 12 is one short. The previous record of six in nine balls, and surviving one of seven in 11, were both set by Pat Pocock for Surrey vs Sussex at Eastbourne 1972.

Jimmy Kimmel Writer EVISCERATES Trump's "Free Speech" Lies In EPIC Speech YouTube video by Reflect Politics

Amazing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjIN...

when Oakeshott goes on about free-speech... seems she actually just means tax-free-speech...

Tests ✅
ODIs ✅
T20Is ✅

Ellyse Perry joins Charlotte Edwards with 1000+ runs in all three formats 👏

…if Healy doesn’t make a ton, then she and Mitch Starc could end their test careers with what would surely be a unique record.

They would be the only married couple with the same highest test score. And, for extra kudos, that score is 99.

#AUSvIND
#Cricket

From the French equivalent of The Onion

Seeking revenge, Dubai parachutes 3000 influencers on Tehran.

Players with a Test triple century and T20I century:

Mahela Jayawardene
David Warner
Chris Gayle
Brendon McCullum
Harry Brook

Gayle (South Africa) and Brook (Pakistan) did both against the same opponent.

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

The Hundred: IPL-linked teams 'not considering Pakistan players' Four sides in The Hundred with links to the IPL are not expected to sign players from Pakistan in next month's auction.

This is outrageous, and I would expect that anti-discrimination legislation should apply. The de facto ban on Pakistan players in the IPL is bad enough, but for it to be extended across the world can't be allowed.

Meg Lanning: Ex-Australia captain to play for Lancashire in T20 Blast Meg Lanning, the former Australia captain, will get her first taste of county cricket when she plays for Lancashire in the T20 Blast.

Wait, what?!

#Cricket
#Lancashire 🌹

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein