Arrived as a college graduate from America.

Departing a Scottish Cup hero.

Thank you and good luck DP8️⃣

You know, when you buy from me online at OorPatts.com, you also receive a #Free mystery persnalised OorPatts #Gift with your purchase. It could be one of these original Wee wummin tailored to you😁

Block pink background with white text that reads: 'We are neighbours, not strangers"

This #PeaceDay our hearts go out to all those living in the shadow of fear and intimidation.

We all deserve to be safe and to feel like we belong, no matter where we’re from or how we arrived.

#AyeWelcomeRefugees
#TogetherWithRefugees

A different kind of pressure as focus turns to the Cup Also, we need to talk about Kevin. And all the other refs. Again. Sorry.

Not all weekend previews are the same. You won’t find anything like Fitbatweets anywhere else.

And it’s now only £20 for a year’s subscription - full access to over 1,500 cartoons.

Do it (and if you already subscribe then thank you).

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Smells nothing like team spirit Grab your corporate fun handbooks

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Fans go nuclear as Russell keeps calm and carries on It’s business as usual for the Champions while Motherwell serve up a dollop of creamy football.

It’s really hard going as a cartoonist right now. My weekday newsletter of football cartoons is half price from now until the transfer window closes in a week. That’s a £20 season ticket. If you like what I do here’s the link you need to support Fitbatweets. X open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

This World Refugee Day, we're standing in solidarity with people seeking safety here in Scotland and around the world. Today and everyday #AyeWelcomeRefugees

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35 Years Later - Aberdeen win the 2025 Scottish Cup - markgordon.media Aberdeen won the Scottish Cup for the first time in 35 years. This is how the final win felt from the stands.

NEW!!🚨

I had a go at putting my experience of Aberdeen’s Scottish Cup win into words.

This is probably the only article written on this game featuring @catdeeley.bsky.social and @antanddec.com
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Dante was all of us in this moment.

35 years in the making. The Aberdeen Scottish Cup Winners merch is now available at www.fitbatweets.com

Please do!!

Waiting on this one from my local library having spent the last few months reading the others. Loved them all! Getting to know Constance Fairchild in the meantime (like the wee overlap with mentions of "the boss" in book 2!)

Still time, she said more in hope than expectation....!

Ayr's my hometown team. Like the card!

Mon the Ayr!!

Please help - if you know any Liverpool fans can you share this with them.
Been one of my favourite things to draw.
The Arne Slot black t-shirt based on the iconic Salem’s Lot poster. Available only at www.fitbatweets.com

Since I’ve not been active on BlueSky for a bit here are a few new designs you can find at www.fitbatweets.com - Celtic and Falkirk champions, Lisbon and Gothenburg sticker design, Arne Slot T-shirt, Sunshine on Leith and Jack Iredale’s goal of the season.

A table of Palestinian products including olive oil, and cola (not made in Palestine but funds are donated)

A range of chocolate bars from UpUp and Choc Affair - available from oneworldshop.co.uk

A zero-waste and homewares display in One World Shop.

New eco sponges and zero plastic cleaning supplies from oneworldshop.co.uk

SO many new products and restocks have arrived in the last few days. I can barely keep up!

A reason to be cheerful: This is the final Monday of January. Then no more January Mondays for 355 days.

Happy New Year to you 🥂 Me too!🤞

Hello!

It’s small business Saturday - why not take a look at the range of gifts for football fans at my wee shop www.fitbatweets.com

As a wee Scottish business I can’t afford to offer a Black Friday shop discount but know that you’re buying from a local supply chain where every product is made to order in Edinburgh to a very high standard when you shop at www.fitbatweets.com

Teams. Players. Goals.

My Tuesday newsletter is out.

I’ve somehow managed 3.5k followers on here since last week so it would be amazing if everyone who joined me on BlueSky took a look at the newsletter if they weren’t already subscribed. Thank you.

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I'm new to this wee place. If you are new to me and my works. Here are a few examples for you to enjoy OorPatts.com

Hello, bright new world. I'm Patt from OorPatts.com The Glasgow artist, with a range of cards, prints, mugs, tote bags etc...
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An unbelievable goal from Joe Lewis as an Aberdeen Legends team won the Scottish Masters last night 🏆

My Thursday newsletter is out. The only place to see Fitbatweets cartoons. It’s free to sign up so please do.

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First of the Jimmy T Be Humble merch is here so I thought I’d share a badly taken photo. Available at fitbatweets.com