Tucker Carlson head shot

Man Who Helped Elect A Corrupt Fascist Bigoted Madman Would Like You To Know He Was Fooled But Would Like To Make Other Recommendations

History better refer to this administration's department secretaries as "The Liquor Cabinet"

2 wasted teens on a sofa in the 1970's

New Photographic Evidence Proves Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting. These 2 Were In The Back Tripping Balls.

Kash Patel's face on a whisky bottle label that reads "PATEL non alcoholic"

Patel Whiskey™️
"Non alcoholic because we offer zero proof"

This Thursday - graduation showcase / fundraiser for the #ptsd 501c3 Hidden Battles support group i help run. Thanks to @latenightseth.bsky.social for shout out from last showcase.

Annoyed, coffeeless Kash Patel surrounded by 2 men holding coffee cups.

Kash Patel Told Coffee's Not For Him

I don’t think I need a presidential pardon, but I’m not taking chances …

You know, cuz he's been drunk on the job, allegedly.

Kash Patel in his USA hockey jersey, drinking a beer.

Pete Hegseth gesturing and speaking at a lectern.

"And soeth, they put the lime in the coconut"

Photoshop of Clarence Thomas pointing in the air. His robe opens and there's a portable credit card reader inside his robe.

Dramatic Arm Gesture Accidentally Reveals Location Of Clarence Thomas' Portable Payments System

Kash Patel looks crosseyed, or crazy, or startled or wasted. It's hard to tell.

Kash Patel Excelling As FBI Director Due To Ability To See Threats In All Directions At Once

Adorable dog in a scarf on a chair looks worried.

Local Dog Not Sure What To Do Next

Smiling man working outdoors on his deck on his laptop

Remote Worker Not Invited To Company Party
"Fuck that guy", say in office coworkers"

Who named him Kash Patel instead of J Edgar Heaver?

Woman at the bar is screaming on the phone in French at what we assume is her husband. The woman next to me speaks some French and she thinks he bought the wrong kind of butter.

JD Vance offers to begin the 25th Amendment proceedings, effectively killing the 25th Amendment proceedings.

Photoshop of a 9 year old boy leaning on wall behind a tennis player. He has 2 tennis balls stuffed in his mouth.

US Open Ball Boy Some Weird Kid Who Thinks He's A Dog

Foley artist beaten to death in his apartment. Neighbors reporting hearing a lot of celery being snapped.

The Pope uses an alias. What is he hiding?

We know he won't be golfing every Sunday.

Photoshop of a campaign sign. American flag graphic and it says "POPE LEO 2028"

"Put your hope in the Pope"

Bring the doctor with the glowing hands and the red lab coat that's definitely not a vestment.

The painting of Trump healing a sick man but the man has been replaced by Epstein

Photoshop of old TV's, clocks, and toasters trailing smoke in the sky.

North Korea Test Fires Outdated Appliances Over South Korea

Trump in a flowing white robe, walking on water. There's a warship and a helicopter behind him.

President Explains Image Of Him Walking On Water As A Sailor Protecting America's Coastline

On our podcast Carnival Personnel a little while back - had co founder of #Legendary BILL FAY tell us his hilarious story of accidentally making a killer on #BackToTheFurure

A man on the street interview. Man speaks into reporter's microphone.

"Leo? Is that even his real name? What is this Pope hiding?"

Older people laughing and playing cards. JD Vance stands ominously behind them.

Happy Nursing Home Residents Enjoy A Game Of Cards, Unaware JD Vance Has Entered the Room