So I make up puns/wordplay a lot. While doing this in a message thread w a love interest she said, “and the punnery continues.” To which I replied, “How’d you know I lived in a punnery in my youth? I took a vow of sillibacy and wore the badbit and all.”
She got me pregnant that night.
#homemadejoke

Yes!!

#daily #nature #neighborhood #seattle #lakeunion #eastlake #timelapse #compilation #poem #rhymes #igettolivehere #grateful #aligned #selfcare #expression #share #thankyou #bye

But mostly all for me
And neighborhood friend kitties
And a lil jumping spid
Who while I took this vid
Gave a good spooder kiss
Then did a repel off of me

Right in to the water, I guess?

*more like a salt bath
^for now. And so happy and lucky to be here.

But freal, sometimes it cray
Survive, not thriving most days
Would live in other countries
For this place and ppl, I’ll stay^
🔻🔻🔻

What luck have I, to be
In this reality
Mountain bike morning
Then home to views stunning

And fitting in between
A stop - Costco shopping
Sat afternoon, that’s bold
Glad for the energy

For I was less than an hour
Stars align type power
Grabbed all twas on my list
Now horny for a shower*
🔻🔻🔻

Impromptu poem
(in comments)

Ferried away from the city for a day..

Very bummed I happen to be out of town for your Seattle show. Please do return w Kyle Mooney soon!

Sundog w swagger on the slopes
#sundog #snowboard #snoqualmie #seattle #sick

Take good care! You are among the first 5 ppl I followed on here, so I’d be super embarrassed if you burnt, Paul F Tompkindling. Tompkrisp. Tompkilns. Tompskinsarecharred.
Love you!!!

My first skeet on blue sky! Here’s my neighborhood and post-therapy spot