Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social

2 months ago

Ever dreamt you were a giant wooden multiplication sign being sanded down by adoring fans? No need to ask, you're a smooth operator.

#dailyypun #homemadejoke #sade

Carrie [REDACTED]

@carriealison.bsky.social

5 months ago

Where did the serial killer cake 🍰 take its victims? #HomemadeJoke

CamRunyan

@midnice.bsky.social

1 year ago

So I make up puns/wordplay a lot. While doing this in a message thread w a love interest she said, “and the punnery continues.” To which I replied, “How’d you know I lived in a punnery in my youth? I took a vow of sillibacy and wore the badbit and all.”
She got me pregnant that night.
#homemadejoke

Anymouse [He/Him]

@anymouse68.bsky.social

2 years ago

I heard one of the villains that the PowerPuff Girls fought has retired and is opening up a school for the Japanese short staff...

It's called the Mojo Jojo Jo-do Dojo

#homemadejoke #dadjoke #stopme