Surely no-one could accidentally create "poems" of such sustained terribleness on such a regular basis? I am beginning to suspect "Annie Thompson" is another APILN nom-de-plume 🧐
(in which case, Top Bins, Sir!)
I guess we sleep when we die?
😁
Historical usage examples taken from poor translation, awful poetry with forced rhyming, and "luvvie-speak" do not count 🤣
Invite is a verb. Invitation is a noun.
You may invite me to a genomics meeting by sending me an invitation.
Here endeth the lesson.
#grumpyoldman
I posted on LinkedIn about my reflections on the genome, 25 years on. www.linkedin.com/posts/ewan-b...
Wasn't Fortified by dog wee and wine a Blockheads EP from the early 80s?
Looking at those wing things, it looks more like a celestial bird with Dave Grohl growing out of its arse. Odd AI prompt, though.
I think we can do better than "affordable"
#NHS
😂 I thought that would make you feel a bit better. What a result!
Prob best not to look at Twitter then. This is why we all left.
At the ICR, we discover more prototype cancer drugs than any other academic institution in the world.
One drug we discovered, abiraterone, has helped to give thousands of men with advanced #ProstateCancer, many more years with their loved ones.
www.icr.ac.uk/about-us/icr...
@4130chromo.bsky.social
Ouch. Port Vale might be bottom of league 1, but there are still 3 divisions higher than Macclesfield.
Less said about the Cup this season, the better 🙈
Mad!
Well done!
We were honoured to welcome legendary West Indies cricketer Sir Clive Lloyd to The Institute of Cancer Research, London, today, as he visited Professor Ros Eeles’ lab to learn more about our world‑leading research into prostate cancer genetics.
Thats our lab done that 😀
And we ran #BRCADirect too.
Royal Marsden and North Thames GLH, improving options for people at higher risk of #Cancer.
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BTOG's response to England’s 10-Year National Cancer Plan welcomes the ambition — particularly lung cancer screening rollout — but raises concerns about diagnostic capacity, workforce pressures and smoking cessation integration. Delivery must match ambition: https://ow.ly/YCN150Yk8qI
Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.
How does he sleep at night?
And if the new team still puts no support in place, you'll be lucky to win a corner in the second half of the season, never mind score any goals.
142,000 participants!
The largest randomized trial of a multi-cancer early detection (MCED) test failed its primary endpoint
genomeweb.com/cancer/grail...
Had the enrollment been risk-based instead of age 50, it would likely have been very positive.
Individualized mRNA vaccines evoke durable T cell immunity in adjuvant TNBC.
#BioNTech
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
A Technical Report published in Nature Cancer presents M-PACT: a deep neural network leveraging low-input cell-free DNA methylation profiles to achieve robust classification of pediatric brain tumors. 🧪
Me too. During Covid we thought lets watch a Studio Ghibli film to cheer us up...
😳 😭
Whole family is still traumatized.
No matter how long you leave between views, it looks exactly the same. Must be some sort of space-time thing
Duke of Dog Shit sounds like an ideal role to rehabilitate the Andrew formerly known as Prince.
When he gets out out the slammer, obviously.
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This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the delicious cooked ham
that was in
the cooked meat fridge at the local coop
and which
Lynn was probably
saving
for her husband Tony
Forgive me
it was delicious
so local
and so ham
And clearly out, standing in their field.
(old joke, sorry, couldnt resist).