#LunchPun A friend of mine has just volunteered to be the pacemaker for our local running group…we’re all right behind him

#LunchPun I’ve just seen the world’s largest, heaviest quill…you could’ve knocked me down with a feather

-My dog got stuck in the cat-flap.
-Is he OK?
-Yes, but for a while we weren’t sure he’d pull through.
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#LunchPun I’m in a band called ‘Mucus Build-up’…I’m on lead catarrh

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The sandwiches of Eastwick

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Baguette Trousers

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The Salad of Wallis Island

#LunchPun Went to see Placebo the other night…but how do I know it was really them?

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Canola Gay

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Dead Palm

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Marley & Ghee

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Olive And Let Die

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Die Lard

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I Should Be So Luchi

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The House Fritter

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Finding Puri

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Patatas Bravasheart

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Tapas the Dutchie

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We’re jamon, we’re jamon…hope you like jamon too

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This is Spinal Tapas

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Starfish Trek III: The Perch For Spock

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Ha Tuna Matata

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Sole Man

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Hake Me Up Before You Go Go

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There’s Something A Trout Mary

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Guppy Love

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This Eel’s On Fire

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Never Mind the Pollocks…Here’s the Sex Pistols

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Magic Pike

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Number 9 Bream