Sayonara, Captain Underpants

'The Right is a dumping ground': Mockery as MAGA ex-Epstein lawyer ditches Dems for GOP Alan Dershowitz announced Monday he is leaving the Democratic Party after 67 years and Democrats couldn't be happier to see him go.The Harvard Law professor emeritus wrote in a Wall Street Journal op-...

This pedophile piece of shit was a democrat? Well, good fucking riddance. We have never wanted him.

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The Justice Dept’s theory of the case— that the group that single-handedly disassembled the Ku Klux Klan defrauded its donors by concealing that it was using paid informant to do that work and more— has about as much merit as the now-dismissed charges against Jim Comey.

All the reporting about how "he's not likely to extend the ceasefire" and then he just posts this lol. What an absolutely scuffed administration. Embarrassing.

Outside Merriam Webster's HQ. 🤣 @merriam-webster.com

Two things can be true:

Congress should pass uniform, national legislation reining in partisan gerrymandering; and

Until that happens, or every state adopts an independent redistricting commission, neither party is going to (or, frankly, should) unilaterally disarm.

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

Tim Cook will still be Apple’s Trump whisperer ‘Tim Apple’ isn’t going anywhere.

“As executive chairman, Cook will assist with certain aspects of the company, including engaging with policymakers around the world,” Apple writes in a press release.

Translation: he’s sticking around to deal with thorny political relationships — in particular the one with President Donald Trump.

Not a penny to make life more affordable for American families, but $70 BILLION for ICE to terrorize our communities.

Pay Later Grocery Loans are Surging A new report shows that many Americans are using Buy Now Pay Later loans for everyday expenses like groceries, complete with late fees and credit reporting.

Everyone is talking about the stock market and oil when we should be talking about families and groceries. shero.substack.com/p/pay-later-...

BALDWIN: Do you think NIH should fund less cancer research?

RFK Jr: No, they should fund more, & one of the few agencies that got a raise in the budget was NCI

B: That increase is less than $1m for an institute with a $7b budget. That's a .01% increase. It wouldn't even cover one additional grant

For someone who said…

“Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?”

Why is he still talking about the 2020 election?!

Asking for a friend

This is your reminder that it's been ten months since the assassination of Melissa Hortman, her husband and her dog, and there hasn't been even a hint of justice for her family, friends or colleagues.

They should enter a contest for ugliest couple in America. They would win hands down. ,are Swastika Up!!!

#PierceBrosnan honouring #RobinWilliams who acted together in #MrsDoubtfire,. Pierce said he never felt so comfortable and laughed so much as he did on this Film. This is in Deauville, France. ♥ 📼 #filmsky #moviesky 🔄

Sen. Warren: "Did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election?"
Handsome Kevin: "ummm... errr... "

His response raises real questions about whether Warsh is independent of the President and if he has the courage to tell hard truths.

Trump is melting down on Truth Social tonight.

The world is embracing offshore wind — even as the US retreats Over 9 GW of new offshore wind projects came online last year. The sector is set to grow even more as nations in Europe and Asia seek out domestic clean…

American exceptionalism.

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It’s official - VICTORY in Virginia as voters approve new redistricting plan with a 10-1 Democratic advantage

This could mean up to FOUR more seats for Dems in House this November

Mike Johnson, consider yourself on notice - the American people are about to FIRE you

BREAKING:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia voters approve new US House districts that could aid Democrats in midterm elections.

THIS. IS. WHAT. A. WEAPONIZED. DOJ. BEHAVES. LIKE❗️

#FuckTrump

Subpoenas were issued in probe of Russia ‘conspiracy,’ then DOJ clawed them back, sources say The Justice Department sent subpoenas to witnesses, and then withdrew them, in its investigation of former CIA Director John Brennan for his role in the Russia investigation.

Breaking MS NOW:

The Justice Department has begun withdrawing several subpoenas that had just been issued in the criminal probe of former CIA Director John Brennan — revealing the confusion and disorder within the controversial investigation.

On April 21st, A New Directive
NSPM-7, Represents An All Of
Government Effort To Dismantle
Left Wing Terrorism,Which Means
They Don't Like Us Anymore.....😭

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

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Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

Trump is finding out that leaders around the world are not as gullible and easy to manipulate as his cult base. And he seems genuinely surprised by that. That's the funny part.