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I'm not too fussed about twists, but I don't remember the first time I saw Seven Samurai.

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You asked, and I answered, because I am, if nothing else, a woman of the people.

Warren Zevon prints are now available for pre-order in the shop, in an itty bitty run of 15!

www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...

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Oh. My. God.

@kennethhite.bsky.social!

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What I Learned About Billionaires at Jeff Bezos’s Private Retreat For the richest men on Earth, everything is free and nothing matters.

“Bezos and the world’s richest men have left the world of consequences behind,” Noah Hawley writes. “Their actions are only ever judged by themselves.” Here’s what Hawley learned about the ultra-wealthy at Jeff Bezos’s Campfire retreat:

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

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Gallipoli is right there.

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Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage.
A woman answers the door.
We have come for the child, says the hooded figure
So soon? she asks
It is time, says the hooded figure.
The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card!
What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure
We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! 
For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness
Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman,
the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them.
Do not cry mother. 
I am a writer now.

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

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That's a fuckin niche reference.

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Legend?

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You could replace every line of dialogue in the last two M:I movies with the wah-wah adult voices from a Charlie Brown TV special and things would actually make more sense because everyone could just make up a fun reason for Tom Cruise to hang onto the side of a launched nuclear missile

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A photo of a print NYT headline saying the strait is open next to an IPhone NYT headline saying it’s closed

A photo of a print NYT headline saying the strait is open next to an IPhone NYT headline saying it’s closed

Schrödinger’s Strait of Hormuz

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Veterinarian says I got a heart full of napalm.

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Did any of my friends / followers manage to get a copy of Olive 'Extra Virgin' on vinyl for RSD? And if you have a spare copy please can you DM me it's in my fave albums of all time and of course it was UK exclusive :(

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One of the best comedians currently working. I'm a huge fan.

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#science #earthquakes #geology #OTD

Trailblazing botanist, Alice Eastwood ran into this building at the California Academy of Sciences in Golden Gate Park after the April 18, 1906 earthquake & saved nearly 1500 key specimens before the fires came.
Another unsung heroine of science.
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I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

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This is so fucking funny.

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Fuckin bravo. I am cackling.

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Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

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It is *insane* what an absolute trauma conga line the Hunger Games flicks are. Watch 'em back to back - it's the YA Come and See.

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Bloody hell, @gregpak.net.

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Man, fuck targeted advertising.

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J on Instagram: "A bit of history joke #japan #china #southkorea" 299K likes, 2,637 comments - isawkwardguy on September 27, 2025: "A bit of history joke #japan #china #southkorea".

And if you're underread on the subject and also am not feeling up to the task of exposing yourself to a pretty gory list of atrocities, I feel like this IG reel perfectly captures Asian foreign relations re: Japanese war crimes www.instagram.com/reel/DPIpNyq...

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Yeah, that's iconic as all hell.

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You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

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One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

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We gotta teach the kids about early Peter Jackson.

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An Argentinian comic book adaptation of The Wild Bunch (La Pandilla Salvaje) from 1970. Art by Gianni Dalfiume (1/4)

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