I moved to Hollywood and apparently, whether you call it a "film" or a "movie" says a lot about you 😂

CONFESSION: First few times, I thought Kendrick was saying “me amo” in Humble.

He was saying “be humble.” 🫢
#BlackSky #Music

“Look at this funny pic I made of Kanye West eating lasagna with toenail clippers!” he said, as his electric bill doubled and America collapsed

This pic is gonna become a meme. I already know it 😂 #BlackSky

I went out and was surrounded by free alcohol.

I didn’t have an urge for even a single sip.

I think I’m done with it? I’m gonna be 100% honest: I never liked the taste.

I’m not saying I’ll never have another drink. I’m just saying it doesn’t align with my health goals in anyway, at all.

Nobody trips harder on power than a suburban mom who's the admin of a Facebook group.

The streak feature is what has me mentally locked in forever now, because there’s no way I’m giving this up 😆

I use the Lose It! app and I like it. I went ahead and got the lifetime premium which was like $90 but I never have to pay a subscription again, so definitely worth it.

Even the free version is good though.

What if I told you that tracking calories is actually FUN? And it gives you such rigorous control over intentional weight gain/weight loss/maintenance?

Many people tend to overestimate or underestimate their calories and nutrients.

This acknowledge and control is amazing. #GymSky #FitSky

I heard it’s Presidents’ Day. So here are the living presidents.

People like Tr*mp try to pull down people like the Obamas because Tr*mp is beneath them in every way: mentally, physically, educationally, morally, spiritually, legally… He is inferior 👏🏽 in 👏🏽 every 👏🏽 way👏🏽 (and he knows it). He’s just embarrassing himself.

#BlackSky #politics

Tech companies intentionally break the law and do unethical things, knowing there can be huge fines, BECAUSE THE FINES COST LESS MONEY THAN THE PROFITS FROM THEIR MISCONDUCT!

More lazy, AI-generated slop in #science #education. This #chemistry "resource" is full of errors. Really grinds my gears that people publish this mess. #edusky #AI

Lazy, AI slop in science and STEM education is irking my soul because WHAT is this!?!? And they publish it without checking, getting likes and shares with NO EFFORT.

You don't even need to know #chemistry to spot these errors. You can literally count. #education #edusky #science #AI #chemsky

Ahh yes, the periodic table... which definitely looks like this and definitely has "Telllriuim" (T6) on it. #chemistry #AI slop

This just proves how important #teachers and instructional designers (like me) are.

Lazy, AI slop in science and STEM education is irking my soul because WHAT is this!?!? And they publish it without checking, getting likes and shares with NO EFFORT.

You don't even need to know #chemistry to spot these errors. You can literally count. #education #edusky #science #AI #chemsky

Amber fossils ARE SOOO COOL. It's insane to me you can see a 100 million year old extinct creature in its full form. All of the DNA is long gone but its body is perfectly preserved as if it died only yesterday.

Chimerarachne seen below, who had a cool tail whip!

Shiiiid, I’ve used math damn near everyday, including TUH-DAY.

And not just simple math…College Algebra levels of math.

*(I love math/puzzles/etc., so maybe I’m just weird🤷🏾‍♂️)

Literally me today: “ 45+25 is the same as 50+20 if I move the 5, and that’s 70,
then add 10 and that’s 80,
but then I double it. That’s 160,
then add another 10 for the starting resistance, and that’s 170.

OK let me write that down” 😂

People who say you don’t use math in real life clearly don’t meal prep or go to the gym.

Because the number of times I do stuff like “(45 + 25 + 10) x 2 + 10” …

I’m standing there at the machine staring into the distance trying to calculate in my head

It’s ironic that for a cleaning product, bleach smells really bad

“You know what the cookie and pizza taste like, but do you know what it feels like to confidently take your shirt off at the beach with abs?”

I fear that sentence fixed me FOREVER.

I’m always on some mission that I didn’t ask to be on, but I end up sleeping later because I’m very nosy, and I’m lucid dreamer. So I kind of just wanna stay in the world and see what’s going on 😂

That’s on my list!

I went last night in my dreams, and I was chasing someone through a car dealership that was on a college campus.

Nothing makes sense 😂

Anyone else have a certain place that reappears randomly in their dreams?

Mine is a strange, dark, foggy north eastern, New England coastal town. Coniferous trees, log cabins, but not rural. Mixed-use suburban. I always have some interesting adventures.

And it’s always nighttime when I visit.

I will never get over how they just got rid of Judy Winslow on Family Matters😂 #BlackSky

How are straight people watching Heated Rivalry?

*I’M* not even watching Heated Rivalry.

A there’s no chance it’s anything beyond a bunch of awkward and unnecessary sex scenes and “I know I shouldn’t but I can’t help it” dialogue & feelings.

Are we not tired? 🥱

I put this in the group chat today after leaving the gym.

I care about my family, but in a controversial way 😂