a black cat is playing with a small mouse on the side of the road . ALT: a black cat is playing with a small mouse on the side of the road .

#IfItWereUpToCats we'd have to eat what they bring us.

a kenworth semi truck is driving down a road ALT: a kenworth semi truck is driving down a road

#ImTakingTheOpportunityTo restock the cellar

The local motorcycle club don't appear to have embraced my ideas about alternative energy solutions. #ICanUseSomeAssistance before these guys finish wiring me up to my e-bike battery

Apparently a "Get Out of Jail Free" card is only valid on Monopoly. #ICanUseSomeAssistance

I dropped my keys down the drain. I'm now stuck, head down, with only a walking stick, some gum, a magnet on a string and a ferret for company. #ICanUseSomeAssistance

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a dog wearing a plastic cone is sitting in a bathroom next to a toilet . ALT: a dog wearing a plastic cone is sitting in a bathroom next to a toilet .

#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut how would I know what you think it is?

Anyway, whatever you think it is, I don't think it's that.

Are we cool?

#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie

Volley of the dolls

a person is playing a game of soccer with their fingers . ALT: a person is playing a game of soccer with their fingers .

#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie

Goalfinger

a group of people standing in a room with arches and columns ALT: a group of people standing in a room with arches and columns

#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie
The FIFA Bagdad🤦‍♂️

a few balls on a concrete surface with one that says ' a ' on it ALT: a few balls on a concrete surface with one that says ' a ' on it

#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie

Pétanque Girl

My vegetable patch #HasAFunnyWayOf making me feel inadequate

I no longer have a butler. I had to let him go after that disastrous cruise last year.
There simply wasn't room in the lifeboat and his splashing was attracting sharks.

Best to do it in the dark so the grass doesn't see you coming.

If I had a chair like that I'd never get out of it.

Without someone to help.

#ImResistingMyTemptationTo

a man is sitting in a chair looking at his phone with the words me right now written below him ALT: a man is sitting in a chair looking at his phone with the words me right now written below him

#ImResistingMyTemptationTo lol

#ImResistingMyTemptationTo put skoonerisms in my speets

a woman with blonde hair is smiling and says sorry ... the voices ALT: a woman with blonde hair is smiling and says sorry ... the voices

#ImResistingMyTemptationTo do what the voices tell me.

a person is walking down a set of stairs in a dark room ALT: a person is walking down a set of stairs in a dark room

#ImResistingMyTemptationTo pop down to the cellar.

Absolutely nothing, if they've got any.

#IfIWereAGnome you lanky buggers would be hearing from me about how high you think door handles should be.

#IfIWereAGnome that cat would think twice about crapping in the geraniums

a close up of a cartoon sheep with a sad face . ALT: a close up of a cartoon sheep with a sad face .

Baa. Humbug.

a man in a sweater is standing in front of a window with his arms crossed and says i look like a professor ALT: a man in a sweater is standing in front of a window with his arms crossed and says i look like a professor

Another deep thought from my shallow pond

a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt and says looking good ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt and says looking good

#NotEverythingIsAbout acquiring material things. You have to find time to wear them too.

#NotEverythingIsAbout you. Some things are further away. You have to go and look for them.

GrandPandy's theory of scissors.