#IfIWereAGnome

#IfIWereAGnome I would make your grandma bring me back home after one of her many afternoon walks around the neighborhood.

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I'd study at the London School of EcoGnomeics

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I'd be out standing in my own garden

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I would hope that the neighbourhood dogs would not view me as their washroom.

#IfIWereAGnome I'd study ecognomics🤦‍♂️

#IfIWereAGnome I'd race Gnoming pigeons 🤦‍♂️

#IfIWereAGnome I'd be selling household gadgets at the Ideal Gnome Show🤦‍♂️

#IfIWereAGnome I'd be Dr Watson's friend Sherlock Gnomes🤦‍♂️

#IfIWereAGnome I'd play guitar for the Rolling Gnomes🤦‍♂️

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I would higher a private detective.

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I would be into all the small tunes

#IfIWereAGnome I'd be 🎶Rollin' With My Gnomies🎶

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You could tell I've seen some shit

#IfIWereAGnome you lanky buggers would be hearing from me about how high you think door handles should be.

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I would want to be buried with my owner and friends so that we could protect him in the new life just like the terracotta army.

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I would be garden the house.

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Not me, I'm a known un gnome.

#IfIWereAGnome that cat would think twice about crapping in the geraniums

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Gone fishing

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#IfIWereAGnome You know something about me by the size of my pointy hat

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#IfIWereAGnome like @pixelthegnome.bsky.social I'd take up ankle biting.

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Don't you gnome who I am?

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#IfIWereAGnome I would join the attack formation

#IfIWereAGnome i would be the same as always: up to no good

#IfIWereAGnome what do you mean "if"???

#IfIWereAGnome , I'd roam!

#IfIWereAGnome you could get to gnome me 😉

Sorry, I'll see myself out

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