#TheTimeIDidThatThing and dropped a hashtag! Play #FletchyTags NOW!

#WhenTheEdiblesHit sorry

#WhenTheEdiblesHit it gives me a rest from all the weed I've been smoking.

I took an edible and suddenly understood why my dog licks himself for an hour.

—I don’t do it, but I get it now.

#WhenTheEdiblesHit

When the edibles hit, the floor becomes the most fascinating place in the world. Carpet fibers? Little miracles. Dust bunnies? A whole ecosystem.

#WhenTheEdiblesHit

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#WhenTheEdiblesHit I should have taken their advice (if you're Canadian you get the reference)

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#WhenTheEdiblesHit it might be time for French class

#WhenTheEdiblesHit get on your phone machine and hashtag! It's #FletchyTags time!

#DontLookNowIts Canada

#DontLookNowIts I said DON'T look now, you'll give the game away..

#DontLookNowIts MAGNET JAZZ HANDS! ⚡

#DontLookNowIts... Oops.

Maybe you should've looked.

#DontLookNowIts Jesus

#DontLookNowIts time for a brand new #FletchyTags!

#WhyImDoneWithWinter because it's the only time of year my gas bill is as high as the electric bill.

Neighbors kept assassinating every snowman I built

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

The Polar Vortex is the only import from Canada that should have tariffs on it, and they should be steep

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

#WhyImDoneWithWinter cuz I'm tired of wearing pants.

Pants are dumb.

Me too!!!

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#WhyImDoneWithWinter I need longer days (i.e. less darkness).

Wanna know #WhyImDoneWithWinter? Play #FletchyTags to find out!

Helloooooo

Proof of life

#MyLowBarConfessional Yes. I recycle the same old jokes over and over again.