A barn owl eyes closed, beak open in a smile.

*laughs in warm*🦉✨

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

#FletchyTags #HashtagGame

*Soon to be screms in too hot.

a man with his arms outstretched is asking can you dig it ? ALT: a man with his arms outstretched is asking can you dig it ?

I hate shoveling, ya dig?

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

a close up of a cartoon character with a beard and a crown Alt: a close up of a the Winter Warlock with a beard and a crown

I'll NEVER be done with Winter.

I wish I could move to pre-Aslan Narnia!

With this guy!

😃

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

Britney Spears is ready to cause some Spring Trouble, y'all!

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

The Polar Vortex is the only import from Canada that should have tariffs on it, and they should be steep

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

People SHOULD remember how to drive in snow, but they never do, even just from one storm to another

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

Neighbors kept assassinating every snowman I built

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

#WhyImDoneWithWinter because it's the only time of year my gas bill is as high as the electric bill.

My sinuses have made it feel like a spike is stabbing the back of my eye for the last few months

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

It's war crimes season, the cruelest time of year

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

#WhyImDoneWithWinter ?
I prefer my ice skating INDOORS.

#WhyImDoneWithWinter cuz I'm tired of wearing pants.

Pants are dumb.

Wanna know #WhyImDoneWithWinter? Play #FletchyTags to find out!

a poster with trees and the words you are not alone ALT: a poster with trees and the words you are not alone

#WhyImDoneWithWinter I need longer days (i.e. less darkness).

#WhyImDoneWithWinter is this week's #FletchyTags #HashtagGame !

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