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"You have a phishing course"

Give a man a phish he's lost his password. Teach a man to phish he has all the passwords.

A reminder that if you live in England or Wales & were born between 1970-1990 – or even before 1970 – you can help protect your community by getting the MMR vaccine free from your NHS GP now. I did last year. www.nhs.uk/vaccinations...

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

patrick stewart playing the flute on The Next Generation but the hands are clearly a stand-ins coming up from beneath the frame

do you think patrick stewart and the guy whose hands were playing the flute in that tng episode ever explored each others bodies

The @elegraph Log in = Q News Sport Business Money Travel Calc See all News Shoplifters swapping premium eggs into cheaper boxes Supermarket customers complain after finding their cartons contain less-expensive alternatives 361 • Gift this article free

Anita Wong claimed to be a victim after buying two boxes of Clarence Court Burford Buff Eggs from Waitrose. She took to social media to highlight how her £3.40 boxes of six eggs were instead full of standard eggs, which cost just £1.85.

unique take on the shoplifting crisis in the Telegraph

Ti Lung’s Brother Ho in A Better Tomorrow in the center of the frame, sitting in profile facing right on the dock, smoking, against the backdrop of the sea at dusk

Chow Yun-fat’s Ah Jong in The Killer sitting down and smoking, seen in profile facing left, against a solid blue sea backdrop - slightly off-center on the right side of the frame

Yolinda Yam’s Sally and Tony Leung’s Ben in Bullet in the Head sitting next to each other on the dock in daylight with the sea as backdrop, seen from behind, dressed in all white

Tony Leung’s Alan in Hard Boiled, seen from behind wearing a flowing pink shirt, sailing in his boat Mad Max, the sea on the horizon at an angle, dissolving into the sky

water-gazers in John Woo movies

Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole 🐸

Blake of all poets in literary history would be totally mortified at his house being sold for commercial purposes.
Please share & sign this petition to support the legacy of a great poet & artist.

Sharron Davies ranting against 15 minute cities, because of course she is.

Suzanne Moore in the Telegraph saying she wants to... kill all dogs??

Julie Burchill asking "does it matter if Grok undresses us all?" in The Spectator

Graham Linehan in the midst of his now four-day-long double down on Alex Pretti's murder being justified and fine.

Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!

“Why am I so sad today?” I ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad

Can't believe Adam's experience as a ghost hunter didn't help out on the Traitors. Really makes you reconsider the whole field of paranormal investigation.

I am the great Ozymandias! Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! But please don't scroll past. Ozymandias needs your help. If you can donate $5 to keep Ozymandias independent he can continue to build statues magnifying his greatness without interference.

Cover of Morrissey's Make Up Is A Lie single with Robert Smith added in the background.

Some kind enlightened soul made this.

Billingsgate Market

Covent Garden Flower Market

Borough Market

Leadenhall Market

(Four of) Six London Markets, Edward Bawden, 1967

Collapsible penguin?

For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines

David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”

Here’s to 2026

Uggi the dog and a copy of The Night Guest

GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!

Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)

Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!

Simplified & stylized graphical image of a reindeer in a landscape, with a celestial orb above

Edward Hopper, Christmas card, 1928 whitney.org/collection/w...

Me to dog: keep the house safe while we're gone

Dog: i am afraid of wind

I'm sharing this here, as I have on Facebook and Instagram, but there's no account on here to share from, and I just think this is wonderful.

A really good balance of design and implementation, and appears to achieve everything it set out to do, and it *SO* appeals to my inner 'work nerd'.

Dogeared (feat. Kapwani), by Armand Hammer & The Alchemist from the album Mercy

The Billy Woods verse on Dogeared by Armand Hammer is maybe my favourite piece of writing of 2026. "I dreamt of boats loose from their moorings..."

armandhammer.bandcamp.com/track/dogear...

Full-color image of the Cathedral of Barcelona, composed on a typewriter by Montserrat Alberich Escardívol. Image from WikiMedia.

Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.

Nigel Farage’s hollow, dangerous concern for women Reform’s radical plans for mass deportations won’t make anyone safer.

"Farage’s concern for women is more than a hollow performance. It’s dangerous."

Demolition of Cockenzie Power Station, East Lothian in 2015.

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

Monochrome photograph featuring a standing white woman in an interior with art equipment and bookshelf, the subject wears dark top and trousers, faces right, holding brushes about to paint on a canvas

Finnish artist, author and illustrator Tove Jansson painting in her home studio, 1956 #womensart

great work by the loons here, takes a lot of effort to make so many kids needlessly dangerously ill like this. i hope they're happy