Gabriella, Sher, and Sam being SO trashy that I'm siding with Hannah and Marciano!?! Unacceptable.
#VanderpumpVilla

Sooo.... After they got their #dadtok storyline, LVP is gonna get a conjuring of hate against Hannah and Marciano for no reason. So fucking dumb. #VanderpumpVilla

I don't give a shit about HWs businesses. #rhoa is soooooo fucking boring.

I hate that Hagen and Gabriella are so disgusting this season that I'm sorta on Hannah and Marciano's sides... 🤮
#VanderpumpVilla

Ugh... Being stuck with Marciano this whole time because we have to have the "dadtok" confrontation... so fucking annoying. May we never see Marciano or Hannah again after this season...
#VanderpumpVilla

💯💯💯💯

Am I a little bit in love with Sam Vanderpump and his whole party?! Yup!
#VanderpumpVilla

These mean girls are out of their league and they know it. That's why they look so fucking stupid. 😂😂😂
Kyle, Erika, and Sutton you are foolish and cruel.
#rhobh

When they got nothing else, the go #rhobhMeanGirls and it's pathetic. Also, we don't need any of you, Kyle, Erika, and Sutton. Bye.
#rhobh

3 episodes in and the #rhori ladies have me!
Except Brynn 2.0, aka Rosie. She can go.

Crazy fucking Ashley from #TheBachelor? It's all making sense why this #rhori feels like a delusional fever dream.

E1 #rhori
What am I even watching?!

#rhoa Drew is proof that someone can be a great actor and still be so unlikable as a reality star.
#rhobh Kyle is proof that someone can be unlikable as a reality star and a terrible actor.

Drew and Angela still suck.
#rhoa

Kelli and Shamea are posers.
#rhoa

Wtaf Bravo? I have to sit through the #rhobh intro every single fucking episode, but E1 of the new season of #rhoa... None?!

Janet from #TheValley may be a bigger piece of shit than Kyle Richards #rhobh 😬

For sure! But I didn't even know where to start... Tamra, for sure, of course lol!

Kristen. If your therapist said "it's only 15 minutes of your day" to you... get the fuck away from that therapist immediately!
#TheValley

#rhobh S16 cast (or no S16):
Rachel Zoe
Tilly
Dorit
Garcelle
Erika
Boz
FOH:
Sutton (for the deserved punishment)
Kathy Hilton (to stick it even deeper to Kyle)

These women are fucking ridiculous, always, but especially this season. Dorit is always gonna Dorit, but she's 💯💯💯 right this season. And Queen Rachel Zoe sees it.
#rhobh

Sutton, as vile Kyle's puppet, has always been pathetic, but without Garcelle, she's an absolute clown.
You chose the wrong side, hunny bunny. Bye.
#rhobh

Most legit evil, soulless reality TV personalities (current):
Kyle Richards #rhobh
Kim Plath #WelcomeToPlathville
Robyn and Kody #SisterWives
Janet #TheValley
Angelica #VanderpumpRules
Dakota #SLOMW
Ashley and Stacey #rhop
Larsa #rhom
Lisa Barlow #rhoslc
Patricia, Whitney, Salley #SouthernCharm

Kim to her friends and TLC: Hey, throw me a "roast" on the show but no one actually roast me, k?
#WelcomeToPlathville

Phew.
Kim is a monster. An abusive monster.
#WelcomeToPlathville

Dorit is smart to get close to Boz and Rachel Zoe. Sutton and Erika are on a sinking ship with Kyle.
#rhobh

Kyle is a bad friend. A bad sister. A bad person. It really is that simple.
#rhobh

Kyle is a useless waste of space. She's stupid and arrogant and delusional. How she doesn't get what Dorit is saying, "stop talking behind my back!" Stop being a catty, calculated lying bitch.
#rhobh

Kim doesn't want her children to be happy. Period.
#WelcomeToPlathville

Ethan, Isaac, and Kim are true narcissists. Team Barry, Lydia, and Zach all the way.
#WelcomeToPlathville