Fairly low chance anyone ever gets this @lebatardshow.bsky.social Easter Egg but it's out here on the back of a TBM #surveying #surveylife #waybackmachine

@darthamin.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social I miss the days of Trump being a footnote in American society. Also, Chris Tucker is fully #assoff

I'll spend money I shouldn't, on something that represents my idea to go to college for print journalism in 2002 *NOT* being a terrible idea.

Also, I needed ideas for presents that don't suck. This is absolutely one of those.

Yesterday, @darthamin.bsky.social was fully ass off with the "oh, really?" as Chris explained the lack of hockey ball bounce. Lock it in

@espn.com hey y'all, the page to link Spectrum and ESPN on set-top boxes is broken currently. It works great elsewhere, but is kicking me to a customer service page every time I try to link my parents' login. Any suggestions?

Definitely the only one on the beach listening to M.O.P. @edsbs.bsky.social

Feels weird being the up early guy on a golf trip.

@cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social I'm on a golf trip and my host asked me to throw on something and all I could think was...

..."what kind of deal?"

I have a penchant for reading internally in the imagined (or in this case, actual) voice of the author or character involved in dialogue.

I heard @darthamin.bsky.social's voice as soon as I read "film noir?" followed by Mayes' "film noir!"

a man in a white shirt with a dolphin on it says " i don t know about you but " ALT: a man in a white shirt with a dolphin on it says " i don t know about you but "

Waking up to seeing that #IUFootball and Coach Cignetti let Mendoza run for enough yards to cash his over (while up by a hundred points) and realizing that your round of golf at Tot Hill tomorrow is gratis?

Man, I'm over here beating the drum for Pep Guardiola in Miami.

The Dolphins, to be specific

Never seen gambling lines jump so fast in my life #CFBPlayoff

@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
L O Fucking L

#ARCRaiders folks: are we doxxing shitty players that camp elevators?

He just took that sack to atone for all my sins

It appears that Indiana football is just a user-controlled team on Heisman difficulty

@edsbs.bsky.social I'm doing an existing conditions survey in Chapel Hill hearing podcasts fawn over Chambliss' arm angles, I just thought about Steve Taneyhill and his ridiculously vertical release.

That's it, throwback college football memories taking place of actual work

Absolutely. I saw Miami blow a 17pt lead in person this year at Carolina, and it was fascinating to see the same wide-open windows in the first half be full of linebackers in the second half.

That alternate view on Amazon is a great way to watch the game and see route trees and whatnot. I'm a fan!

a man says i 'm gambling again in a dark room ALT: a man says i 'm gambling again in a dark room

Me when I see that lineup the day after Xmas and I'm a "first half goalscorer" market kinda punter...

Big time. I prefer it to every other viewing option, in part because it made Tua look pretty damn shifty in the pocket and we all know that's hard to see from the traditional angle

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I'm working on Bird Notice stuff right this minute. Kinda want to just use AI but I'm still paying for the @adobe.com subscription at work...

My Fantasy Premier League team, including Haaland at captain (of course) and a slew of ballers in the mediocampo. Looking for a strong finish to the season since I have shit the bed two years in a row and blown podium finishes by doing stinker tinkers to my chagrin.

Been up for an hour or so because I had to set my roster for #FabtasyEPL and it turns out that I now coincidentally have almost the exact midfield I saw suggested on @theathletic.com

Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL

Nailed it ✅

Wow, that's a big, golden duck!!!

He said first, not sexiest

Surprised that 9 didn't kick that ball through the end zone in the midst of a #Shiddy

@pablo.show I've been reading this Halberstam book called "The Powers That Be" and I'll just say, I appreciate your choice of employment.

I once had a similar motivation that got nuked when I left college early, but I've come to the realization that I would prefer not to sit idle and watch this 🔥🔥🔥

@jeremytache.bsky.social psst...in case you find yourself in Carrboro, NC at the PTA thrift shop...

A coworker who doesn't care about UNC football happened to see Belichick with a fat stack of scrilla at the Harris Teeter. Hilarity ensues. The green text is in lieu of their actual name.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social etc

Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social

#ChapelBill

I will quietly whisper IPTV to anyone who will listen. I'll never go back to porn turkey popups and RealPlayer streaming quality 🤫

Some Smithfield Fried chicken and barbecue, with Miller Lite and Hot Ones hot sauce to make it right with the world. Got the SEC Championship in the background, which is taking place just miles from a previous workplace in Atlanta ✌🏼

Had a bunch of grand plans for the weekend, including a bunch of driving and shopping...

...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football

#hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥