A coworker who doesn't care about UNC football happened to see Belichick with a fat stack of scrilla at the Harris Teeter. Hilarity ensues. The green text is in lieu of their actual name.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social etc

Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social

#ChapelBill

Kudos to #UNC for holding #Clemson scoreless in the third quarter 🤣 #tarheels #goheels #ChapelBill #NCAAF @theyrethetwos.bsky.social

Welcome to #chapelbill!

🏈😬The adventures of Chapel Bill and Air Jordon continue! #billbelichick #jordonhudson #chapelbill #unc #collegefootball

Good Morning America says that #ChapelBill was brought in to return UNC Football to “Its glory days”, I feel like it is a glory day, maybe 2.

#ChapelBill got dat ass whoop de dooped

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#ChapelBill

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Matt Doherty and Bill Belichick at their next #Trump rally #MAGA #UNC #Tarheels #GoHeels #NCAAF #ACC #ChapelBill

Hey! Didn't you used to be Bill Belichick? #UNC #Tarheels #GoHeels #NCAAF #ACC #ChapelBill

I could have pulled a better coach out of my ass #UNC #Tarheels #GoHeels #NCAAF #TCU #ACC #ChapelBill

#ChapelBill

Somewhere, Tom Brady is smiling. Well, at least, he's trying. That Botox and his fillers make it VERY difficult...

#ChapelBill

All the dumbass rich guys who insisted Belichick come to #UNC own this shit tonight #NCAAF #ACC #Tarheels #GoHeels #ChapelBill

TCU now leads UNC by 27.

"I mean, it's not THAT big of a gap." - Bill Belichick

#ChapelBill

If you're enjoying the game this evening, you can catch more of the Tar Heels all season long on ESPN Select and your local CW affiliate.
#ChapelBill

Please let this idiotic Bill Belichick fairy tale die a horrible death after tonight #UNC #Tarheels #GoHeels #NCAAF #ACC #ChapelBill

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Bill Belichick era at #UNC #NCAAF #ChapelBill

#ChapelBill about to tell a lot of people "We're on to Charlotte."

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That was a pretty damn good first drive of the Belichik era. #ChapelBill

#unc #chapelbill

I still say it's better to have a coach born in the 70s than one who is IN THEIR 70s #UNC #ChapelBill #NCAAF #TCU

Unc tcu has so much pop tonight. Need a winner in the comments #chapelbill #dkpartnership

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-Everyone's in on #ChapelBill
-And maybe sleeping on UNLV
-Who's getting fired first?

#collegefootball #CFB #BillBelichick #UNC

🏈💔 Catch UNC's hottest coach in this month’s Tiger Beat. Spoiler: He’s not just breaking down defenses—he’s breaking hearts. Hide your daughters, Chapel Hill. 💕📣
#ChapelBill #UNC #Belichick

Screenshot from Bill Belichick’s girlfriend’s social media feed in 2001. Spelling mistake of public buildings. Last sentence reads “… entering any pubic buildings will be revoked”

Who is entering “pubic” buildings these days? #chapelbill

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Oh, this gets better by the day. #chapelbill

Bill Belichick's GF loves that BBC

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#UNC #Tarheels #ChapelBill #NFL #SuperBowl

#Pats fire Mayo, paving the way for Robert Kraft to pay the $10M buyout to #UNC and bring #BillBelichick back #Tarheels #goheels #ChapelBill #NFL

When the Belichick experiment doesn't work out at #UNC Bubba will take the fall, EVEN THOUGH he was forced into it

#ChapelBill #Tarheels #GoHeels #ACC #NCAAF
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Only if you have a cutoff hoodie. #chapelbill