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Round #4 Politicians as Cookies:
Alexander Hamilton as a Black & White Cookie
- Great Intentions
- Perfect Union in theory, not practice
- It will never be satisfied - doesn't know what it wants to be
#politiciansascookies #politics #america #congress #cookies #lfg #hamilton #linmanuelmiranda
I'm bored so let's so what else I can come up with with some help. Like #MorganWallen and #PostMalone.
Alguien me dijo todo...do not defy la gravedad. It's universal.
#wicked #mexicano #advice #defyinggravity
Money can buy happiness. Unless you are Gollum.
Round #3 Politicians as Cookies:
Mitch McConnell as a Nilla Wafer
- Dry & Old
- Unnecessarily placed atop better dishes
- Melts like the Wicked Witch of the West when wet
#politiciansascookies #politics #america #congress #cookies #lfg #mcconnell #wicked #republican
Round #2 Politicians as Cookies:
Tim Walz as a Snickerdoodle
- Fun Flavor
- Fun Name
- The spiciest thing at the table in a Midwestern Grandma's house
#politiciansascookies #politics #america #dems #cookies #timwalz #lfg
Round #1 Politicians as Cookies:
Lindsay Graham as a Fig Newton
- Dry on the outside
- Fruity on the inside
- Widely considered to be one of the worst cookies
#politiciansascookies #politics #america #congress #cookies #lfg
Coming Soon:
"Politicians as Cookies"
Based on looks and Google's first page of results.
#dems #maga #gaetz #congrss #tags #fornoreason
Do not be the raisin cookie of the group. Raisins are fake chocolate chips. Be real chocolate chip.
#sage #unsolicitedfortunecookie #thanksgiving #elon #raisinsarefake #advice #maga #cookies #friendship
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