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Posts by Unsolicited Fortune Cookie

Is anyone else seeing this? Like can we all see as a collective or are we in need of glasses

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Round #4 Politicians as Cookies:

Alexander Hamilton as a Black & White Cookie
- Great Intentions
- Perfect Union in theory, not practice
- It will never be satisfied - doesn't know what it wants to be

#politiciansascookies #politics #america #congress #cookies #lfg #hamilton #linmanuelmiranda

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I'm bored so let's so what else I can come up with with some help. Like #MorganWallen and #PostMalone.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Alguien me dijo todo...do not defy la gravedad. It's universal.

#wicked #mexicano #advice #defyinggravity

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Mustard will never be the same

#gnx #kendrick #drake

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Money can buy happiness. Unless you are Gollum.

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Round #3 Politicians as Cookies:

Mitch McConnell as a Nilla Wafer
- Dry & Old
- Unnecessarily placed atop better dishes
- Melts like the Wicked Witch of the West when wet

#politiciansascookies #politics #america #congress #cookies #lfg #mcconnell #wicked #republican

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Round #2 Politicians as Cookies:

Tim Walz as a Snickerdoodle

- Fun Flavor
- Fun Name
- The spiciest thing at the table in a Midwestern Grandma's house

#politiciansascookies #politics #america #dems #cookies #timwalz #lfg

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Round #1 Politicians as Cookies:

Lindsay Graham as a Fig Newton

- Dry on the outside
- Fruity on the inside
- Widely considered to be one of the worst cookies

#politiciansascookies #politics #america #congress #cookies #lfg

1 year ago 3 1 0 0

Coming Soon:
"Politicians as Cookies"

Based on looks and Google's first page of results.

#dems #maga #gaetz #congrss #tags #fornoreason

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Do not be the raisin cookie of the group. Raisins are fake chocolate chips. Be real chocolate chip.

#sage #unsolicitedfortunecookie #thanksgiving #elon #raisinsarefake #advice #maga #cookies #friendship

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

This is the account for unsolicited and nonsensical advice. You're welcome.

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