HIM: Did you see the new ballpark pics?
ME:

In other news…LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO #ripcity

Lol perfect. These fuckin scrubs. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Honestly think Salvy might hit better if you removed his eyes

Vinnie is absolutely lost. Still.

I’d pay a thousand dollars to hear Denny Matthews say that “Michael Massey is, by all accounts…sassy.”

These stat nerds and their number things

Royals win probability currently at 10%

Lol I made that happen with my hate. It’s why we do it, folks.

Massey looks confident and focused heading to the dugout and it’s the silliest shit I’ve ever seen. These dudes are delusional.

Btw this is the reason they’re not coming back from this. Hitters are streaky. This lineup will get hot and have a good month or two here and there, but the bullpen is an organizational disaster. You have to get it right to have a chance, especially as a small market team and they blew it.

Put that new stadium at the bottom of the fucking ocean.

I don’t think this team even CAN win a game right now. They’re dead and they all know it. It’s time to make some wholesale changes.

What it’s like watching the Royals take a lead into late innings.

We already know AI is eventually gonna destroy humanity but honestly, the waiting is the worst part.

Why steal a looking glass when you can…

Can we get Jensen in the 2 hole please?

You and me both kid

Wonder how many times a week my neighbor will mow his lawn this summer. Over/under is set at 2.5

HIM: Ask not what your country can do for you.
ME: Nope.

talkin bout my cats losin a bug

This is the appropriate mindset.

It’s only gonna get worse. That’s the beauty of baseball. Rock bottom isn’t even here yet.

Think I’m lyin

Buddy boy’s gettin optioned tomorrow.

This loss is going to legitimately crush whatever spirit this team had left. It’s about to get historically bad around here folks. And probably nasty.

That Cags blazin bat bobblehead looks like ayyyysh

I was exactly right.