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How the onion wants us all right now.

Six goo chug salute in honor of this momentous occasion!

There's one bright/dark spot to living near a major military base. If our idiot in the oval office ever drags us into a nuclear war, I'll probably not suffer for long.

My kids now refer to colonoscopy prep as “chugging the goo” so thank you ACES Radio (also go get your colonoscopy).

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How I feel when I get a "Happy work anniversary!" message from my job.

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Are they going to be one of your field agents?

Joe Flacco: What happens when we go to 18 games? Are they going to want 20, then 22? Flacco recognizes that more games will mean more money, but he thinks there are drawbacks to a longer season.

Joe Flacco: What happens when we go to 18 games? Are they going to want 20, then 22?

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

Has Morgan even played any professional women's soccer?

COUNTERPOINT

Cardinal Cupich: "We're dehumanizing the victims of war by turning the suffering of people & killing of children & our own soldiers into entertainment. To splice together movie cuts w/ actual bombings & targeting of people for purposes of entertainment is sickening. This is not who we are."

"There's only one majority in this country and that's the working class." —Zohran Mamdani

I've been looking for decent mp3 players. I'm tired of always being on my phone. I'm tired of everything being either a subscription or full of ads.

This article is really embarrassing.

It's entirely focused on technology-as-nostalgia and not the fact that every modern device wants you to constantly pay a rental fee in some form or another.

If I'm listening to MP3s on a Diamond Rio there is exactly zero chance it will ask for a credit card.

Trump has been telling comedians they’re not funny (Colbert/Kimmel), singers they’re no good (Swift/Springsteen) actors they can’t act (De Nero/Streep) or sports legends (LeBron) is one thing, but telling the Pope he’s not a good Catholic is jumping the shark

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

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Its what I do every game

I reckon JD Vance is in the running for the FIFA Diplomacy Prize.

What in the hell is this ref doing?

How in the hell was that a yellow against indy?

The council demands an answer!

This article shows that Arizona has experienced a 47% decline in SNAP enrollment or about ~400,000 people losing critical support to buy groceries in the last year. This decline is not because of more jobs: the AZ economy (same as U.S. overall) has been treading water, unemployment has increased.

Welcome to dragons baseball. The season is going to be painful and you'll like it!

It's still a weird thought that I've grown to really like baseball.

Happy opening day to the only culturally relevant baseball team in southwest ohio.

Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️
It’s not wizardry.

Be on theme & show support for our trans community this Sunday.🫶
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Ah, green bean casserole, my only weakness