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"RF" got me

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We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.

Scientists Just Made the Most Complete Map of the Clitoris's Sensory Nerve Network. Here's What They Found Cultural taboos around female sexuality have hindered research on the organ. But a new study provides pivotal insights that can inform important surgeries and health care

it's 2026 and the nerves of the clitoris were just fully mapped

researchers mapped penile nerves when I was in high school (almost 30 years ago!) pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9698671/

scientific misogyny is alive and well

Apple CEO Tim Cook Stepping Down, John Ternus Taking Over Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down as Apple's chief executive officer, and hardware engineering chief John Ternus is set to take over, Apple announced today. Cook will continue on as Apple CEO through the summer, with Ternus set to join Apple's Board of Directors and take over as CEO on September 1, 2026.

Does this mean that Trump will get another golden trophy?

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

with all the love in my heart:

AI doesn't understand anything. It has no consciousness, no morals, no way to know what is fact and what is fiction.

It is a sophisticated prediction engine, matching queries to a vast database of plagiarized information. Autocorrect without constraints.

If only I'd talked more about "going analog" last year instead of "actively staying off my damn phone," I could have been a real trendsetter.

"I don't know any men who would do that."

You do. I promise that you do.

how many yarn stores can I make J go to during a day trip to Seattle?

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A: Don't blink!

J: I already blunk a few times.

guys, this is how you lose the time war

Allbirds shares jump over 400% on plans to pivot to AI from sneakers — Reuters Shares of Allbirds (BIRD.O) surged more than five-fold on Wednesday after the footwear maker said it was raising capital and pivoting towards AI computing infrastructure.

I...what?

What?

"You can pay with either a personal or cashier's check."

Is it suddenly 1997?

the prolific JD Vance disdain on my timeline tonight fills me with such joy

there was the commissioning and then canceling of that Pride collection by queer and trans artists, then there was the DEI rollback, now it’s AI-driven false arrests. Target is setting land-speed records for torching customer goodwill, given how high their popularity and how far they had to fall

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

I don't think we talk enough about how one of the reasons the tech oligarchs are pushing so hard for AI expansion is that they think it's their path to immortality. They can just upload their consciousness into a computer and live forever.

A selfie from the nose up. I'm laying on a purple pillow and a label from a label maker is on my forehead. It says "My moon 🌙"

Me: *reading in bed*

J: *enters room*

J: *sticks something to my forehead*

J: *leaves*

I washed, dried, and put away all of my clothes today. I think it's clear that I really am a witch.

my soft-hearted husband is sad because he tried and failed to save a bug that got in the shower

astronauts on the moon. affordable college for everybody. building a ton of housing for families. vaccines to end cancers. we can have all this cool stuff if you just vote for the people that want to do it.

we can do so much great stuff. put down your anger. great things are right there.

Ordered 12 small boxes of baking soda from Amazon. Added some bags of pretzels and gluten free cookies.

They shipped it in one bag-like mailer.

Anyone have recipes for pretzel dust?

J: Are we eating here or are we walking to the food trucks?

A, tremulously: Here?

J: Are you sure?

A: Yes! Because we're responsible grownups. I'm a responsible grownup!

J: No. You're not.

nothing stymies me like trying to figure out how old I am

Futurama invented Bachelor Chow literally decades ago.

I've been trying to make a gauge swatch for a fairly intricately cabled cardigan for days but I think the world is too worldy for me to be able to focus on it like I need to :-/ #knitting

pattern:

Congresswoman To Introduce Articles Of Impeachment Against Pete Hegseth

Rep. Yassamin Ansari (D-Ariz.) is introducing articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth over his role as “a chief enabler of this illegal war” in Iran. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

It is refreshing to actually see my representatives on lists like this. God knows Andy fuckin' Biggs would never.

I wrote a blog post about this a while ago--about how the mundanity of the day-to-day prevails even while my anxiety skyrockets.

check yo self before you dox yo self

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign