He is such an adorable sweetie. And looking sharp with that new bandanna.

We are once again solidly in the penumbra of Don't Believe Anything You Read Day. If you have any actual real news of import or unexpectedness, please wait at least 72 hours before sharing. God speed to you all.

Picture of Chuck Norris smiling with feet up. Overlay text: "Chuck Norris fought gay marriage. Gay marriage won."

Now that's a pickup line!

Huh. Always figured the fact all bunnyboys looked alike was a me thing. Who knew?

THREAD
That's some spicy reading!

I don't know why, but before I got back into DC in the 00s, I'd always mentally mapped Metropolis as Idealized Chicago and Gotham as Gothic-ized Detroit.

The 'Gateway City', with its skyscrapers and strong sky/wind theming vs the Industrial Hellscape falling to pieces, but in a cool way.

#Gotham

I want an animation of Yzma doing the "What is man? A miserable pile of secrets!" complete with wineglass toss. It'd be so perfectly in character.

Bonus points if she gets too into it, throws her wineglass down too early and everything stops so Krunk can grab her a new one before continuing.

Mykola Lupe: Half Ethiopian half Romanian, looks like a far too creepy and not nearly enough kooky Gomez Adams Maria Lupu: Mostly Hispanic woman with tight hair bun and carefully recorded murder in her eyes Bianca Lupu: Partially Hispanic, partially black, partially other. Green and purple highlights in her hair and makeup on her face. Punk dreads. Actively plotting your demise. Aiden Lupu: Handsome boy next door, black, cheerful grin and laid back air Erica Row: Confident asskicker Hispanic/black young woman with an undercut, piercings, and a wicked right hook.

Something I’ve doodled while my husband recovers from spinal surgery.

The plot relevant Lupus of “The Perfectly Ordinary Adventures of a Crime Alley Kid” The estranged family of Not-a-Henchman Conrad.

Featured: dad, mom, older brother, older sister, and oldest little sister.
#TheCrimeAlleyKid

Sitting with the husband post-surgery as the loopy drugs fade.
“…Did they give me a catheter?”
“Yup.”
“That’s what I’m feeling then.”
*beat*
“I always forget how much I love sounding.”
…
“Most awkward boner ever.”
*slowly tilts head to look at me*
“Tell that one to Bluesky.”

My husband's in survey for six hours ( fixing issues caused by some asshole ramming into the side of his car last autumn), the state of the world is so terrible it’s spilled over into my “ignore the world” social medias feeds, and I’ve been up since 3:30am. Fuckit, Taco Bell breakfast.

I think the media want to find some secret to unlock here precisely BECAUSE the footage is so straightforward. It shows us clearly what DHS has become. And it leads them to a conclusion that they dare not take: there is only side of the story here in Minneapolis, and a monstrous, powerful villain

Once I was getting out of the car to head into Taco Bell when some rando shouted at me "There's an actual -good- Mexican restaurant right across the street, you know!" to which I shouted back "I know! If I want Mexican, I go there! But I don't want Mexican, I want -Taco Bell-!"

-So hard agree.

Everyone Says I'm A Wizard But My Magic is E-Rank And My Only Skill Is [RUN AWAY] - Only The Giant Turtle We Live On Can Save Me (three exclamation-points, but they're drawn as broken exploding wands)

Hikikomori Hell - All I Want To Do Is Watch TV But Everyone Wants To Use My S-Rank Combat Skills To Save The Galaxy 😱💀!!

I Inherited My OP Mom's Powers and Magic-Girl Harem to Save the World!!?

I have this issue where the porn blogs I follow will post some guy with captions like "True Alpha: Faggots Must Serve Him" or "Bury Your Cock in Me, Stud!" and all see is someone who needs to get thrown down and railed into the mattress while he makes pretty whining noises for me.

Rest In Whatever, Scott Adams
2/2

I hope every single last motherfucking "But Hilary/Kamala will start a war!" asshole slips in the shower and chokes on their own vomit. You gullible idiotic fuckwads.

Called my reps. It’s very easy.

Epistolary fiction
~Implications~ that’re never directly addressed
First/Third Person viewpoints where the POV character is unaware/purposefully ignoring something plot critical, but the reader can spot it instantly
Unabashedly horny-on-main gay male POV characters in stuff that’s not gay porn

The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

Sketch for @paintfox.bsky.social

And as for Tiny Tim, who did NOT die: He lives among us still, immortal and unkillable, fueled by the furnace of Christmas Spirit within his chest and enacting its will upon the world for reasons we still don’t understand.

It's not about whether features are 'optional' for the time being or not. It's the fact that the whole Firefox project is being headed by people who've bought into the snakeoil hype, and that has destroyed any confidence or positive association I had for it. Learned about Waterfox today, though.

Holy goddamn shit this is the best/hottest thing ever.

Fun fact: Kpop Demon Hunters was made by Sony, who thought it would flop, so it was sold to Netflix completely for $25 million. No one expected it to do very well.

So no one had a merchandising plan in place, which takes a LONG time to set up.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

But it’d be so hilarious if he showed up as a pure white rabbit with utterly gorgeous hair!

Elon Musk: da nine books that everyone should read are
9) Brainology: The Secret Science of Ensmartification
8) Numbers: What Numerals Get Wrong about Integers
7) Future Time Now: How Silicon Valley Makes Yesterday's Present into Tomorrow's Past