Something I forgot about the playoffs: dumbasses you’ve never heard of coming in hot with their dumbass ragebait takes. GO BLAZERS.

So brave.

There’s my guy!

Shaedon is going to save the day. Calling it.

Toumani is bizarrely skittish tonight. We need you, dude.

Sorry. Not in the budget.

Can I get a headband on Toumani, stat? #RipCity

alright, Kris has gotta go…#RipCity

Tiago, I love you, I hope you get the job. It’s ok to call timeouts to stop the bleeding. #RipCity

#RipCity

Holy shit, Scoot

WHAT A START #RipCity

Blazers aren’t exactly going punch for punch, but are in this game nonetheless #RipCity

What’s more, we’re told, the team will roll out a new slogan “Rip City Runs Cheap” and fans will be asked to leave an item of clothing on their seat back before they leave the arena to benefit the Dundon foundation.

So tomorrow night it’s Warriors at Clippers and the winner of that game
OH WAIT I DON’T GIVE A SHIT

Gonna need multiple memes of that Dillon Brooks dissociative stare #RipCity

Blazers in the 4th quarter

Deni Avdija? Pretty good at basketball.

That block had a little extra on it

He literally didn’t get thrown to the floor though…? #ripcity

Toumani BS calls

Go right at Booker.

guys the Blazers will be ADDING DAMIAN LILLARD to this roster next season

I’ve got a barely-sleeping toddler in the other room of a 950 square foot house, so I’m silently screaming, softly thumping my chest rn #RipCity

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Scoot Henderson

Shaedon’s dunk was so crazy dumbass Amazon gave the points to the Suns #RipCity

That surprises me! His offensive rebounding is really special tho, but I hear ya.

It *feels* like the Blazers are getting their teeth kicked in, but after one quarter they’re only down two. That’s…good, right? #RipCity