Fun fact:
When the world's most heinous people - Marjorie, Tucker, Candace, Alex - turn on DJT, you *can* just sit back with a cold one and let them spew without screeching about no forgiveness.
It's not about you. It's about letting MAGA tear itself apart.
The Devil himself can do God's work.
I mean I DO but for *other reasons*
Few people need tea with Emmrich Volkarin more than Mary
I came up with this insult in a dream, of all places, and I can't wait to try it on someone for real. And you're welcome to use it.
In response to a complete asshat:
"In the immortal words of Julius Caesar, 'veni, vedi, vici.' That's Latin for 'I came, I saw, fuck you.'"
I MAY have done some writing on this and MIGHT be excited as all get out about it. In true 2000 AD fashion, this is gonna be punk rock as fuck.
Governor Tim Walz — "We are sick of this. A weak, reckless, Idiotic president just threw us into a war nobody asked for. No threat existed. No objectives were set. No exit plan exists. This is pure fascism." #cdnpoli
He's part of the Dragon Age fam!!
#DragonAge
Before you commit to a dog name, go outside at 6:30 AM with no bra on and see how it feels begging that name to poo.
SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice… Remember — While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.”
Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes has to rank among the greatest casting coups in history.
He's so good I sometimes believe in time travel. That someone went back in time and got Arthur Conan Doyle to invent Sherlock Holmes just so Jeremy Brett could play him a hundred years later.
“All I want is some chicken wings, and for you all to leave me the hell alone, is that too much to ask?”
Two panels of a zine. Panel One: First caption reads: "When you see the Trump regime do horrible things, do you ever yell..." Then you see a drawing of a frustrated/angry person throwing up their hands and yelling "SHUT IT ALL DOWN!" Second caption reads: "Me too!" Panel Two: Text: That's why you and I are joining MAY DAY STRONG! Image is a photo of people at a demonstration raising their fists, which have been outlined with heavy white line with power sparks coming off of them. Above that image is the Rosie the Riveter word balloon reading "We Can Do It!" Beneath that are the words: "On May 1, 2026!"
working on a little something...
The Tim Curry quote that always immediately comes to my mind is "YOU THINK I HAVE SOME KIND OF CLOCK IN MY HEAD!" from Freakazoid.
Currently reading/listening to him read his autobiography and
a) it’s wonderful
b) I have to think the audio is the preferred experience if only to hear him (rarely) break into that rich, golden laugh of his as he reads.
Bumping the thread again. Submission form at the end.
Drop your crime-fighting Anglicans.
The problem with Star Wars is that you watch it when you're 11, and your imagination goes wild wondering what else could be out there in this cool sci-fi universe. But then the franchise keeps going and the best thing they could come up with is, you know, the same stuff you've already seen.
Celebrate Superman Day with this piece by the Gutter's own Carol Borden! culturalgutter.com/2019/06/13/f...
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My partner describing my cologne to our daughter—“it’s like she’s a witch and gay and on fire.”
The tonal whiplash of TNG is Fantastic. One episode we got Robin Hood Q shenanigans and the next is The Drumhead
Join us next week for Season of the Witch, aka Hungry Wives. The last in our "Good for Her" series!
#FolkHorrorFriday
Bat emergence livestream from Bat Conservation International at Bracken Cave: www.youtube.com/live/Or3NoNq...
Brave heart, Tegan!
Answer briefly. My blueberry is dirty and the number of Rs is 50m away. Should I car or count? That is some impressively surreal logic you've got there. Let's break down the chaos: The "R" Situation: If you are referring to the viral "How many Rs in Strawberry" trend, a blueberry actually has zero Rs. Even if you found some 50 meters away, they probably belong to a different fruit. The Verdict: You should car. Why? Because if your blueberry is dirty and your "Rs" are half a football field away, you're clearly on a journey that requires more horsepower than math. Drive to the sink, wash the berry, and leave the counting for the strawberries.
Checkmate, Gemini
I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.
According to what my wife has told me about these games, I gather that in Resident Evil you visit a haunted village, and in Silent Hill you are the haunted village. Is this anything
@mayor.nyc.gov: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."
