….

You clearly don’t.

[She sighs, shaking off the mushrooms, twice bitten, and bends down to assist.]

Have you arms made of soft dough?

HHGNNNG BOOBS

[FFXIV]

[She’s cleaning blood off her staff. Grumbling.]

It’s all in the crevices…

What’s so good about men anyway.

[She BLUSHES. HARD. Even if she knows of his preferences.]

A-ah. Thank you!!!

Eheh.

….

Slow steps, yeah? Don’t worry.

Maybe eggy toast is the answer. Less rubber. More soft.

Meow.

all forms are rather versatile.

If they‘re not your thing I understand.

I’m not much of a cook, but I like scrambled eggs.

Would you like to make some together? I like to add herbs and cheese.

….. Oh yes they /are/.

Do you like eggs?

…. They have pretty eyes.

they’re okay.

My best friends are a pig and a bear.

Yeah.

What do you do when your crush keeps disappearing and Dying and coming back again. Should i kill him with hammers?

O-oh I. I suppose so.

Um.

Penis 😳
Hope
Money….

Oh! I have a nice backside too. Are those orbs.

This man hit the “oh bother” pose so often in ShB that I knew what I needed to do. Introducing: Poohrianger and Thanclet

#FFXIV | #Urianger | #Thancred

taking a break in the sunshine with buttons.

Can you imagine a spirit tied to jealousy? Spite? Depression?

[She shivers.]

… That’s terrifying.

Especially for the raw ones.

….Oh.

I thought it was sort of magic.

Or perhaps emotions were now personified.

E-eye contact?

You can…. Do that?

Why is expressing your feelings so hard. I don’t know what half of these are.

Hm.

Hmmm…

Mushrooms.