The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

Remember, the only real working class are white guys in overalls that you imagine in your head.

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Another South Korean fad I'd love to import is throwing streamers and corrupt presidents into prison

not quite getting the reaction I was looking for after saying "pee is the poop of the penis" and so repeating myself again, louder

I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul!

NOT nOW my actual laundry Mommy's playing another indie game where you decorate someone else's pretend house

May The "Fourth" Be With You.

Ben Horne is soooo hot 🔥😩

Original digital artwork - an angry cat with red shards around it. Stylised “metal logo” font on the bottom that reads “overstimulated”

Everything is too much
#kimitr0n

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

Two things can be simultaneously true: while racist violence IS being perpetuated by many, the majority of ice agents at airports today are just standing around on their phones lazily collecting a paycheck AND every single one of them should be extrajudiciously hold on, about to hit character limit

it’s tough to properly remember a man when you’re not sure what stories about him were true. did Chuck Norris really strangle someone with a cordless phone? I suppose now we will never know.

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity

get doorknob'd idiot

A brown tanuki mascot In a straw hat sits in a deck chair on a lawn. He is holding a fan with one hand and waving to the camera with the other.

Takumi Ponzan, the mascot for the town of Shigaraki, in Shiga Prefecture, is a ceramics craftsman tanuki (raccoon dog) with large, pendulous testicles.

i have a knife bitch

peak coworker profile pic

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

*the horse you rode in on* why am i catching strays?

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Clavicular was just condemned to death in Arizona

Paul Atreides to Leto II:

Why is it called dendle floss..

Hollywood CUCKxec completely HOWDYMOGGED by Chad Cowboy in 10-gallon hat

Pardoning drug lords but deporting sick little kids straight from the hospital really sums the whole thing up doesn’t it

i just saw someone say that we should strand elon musk on the moon with a camera & a gun. then after he does it, go back and get the camera and publicly broadcast the video 24/7. and make anyone with over $5m watch it every day before theyre allowed to get out of bed

wow. sounds like a lot of work!