Still from the television show Sealab 2021 showing Captain Murphy trapped under the bebop cola soda machine

the greatest story ever told

Originally posted by PCDwarrior on r/tattoos on April 16th, 2026.

Lava lamp cats by Joshua Burd at Loverbird Tattoo in Portland, OR

deli&cia food place

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

No source on image, but take it to heart, tonight at least.

Relax with your meat suit, on you. Surrounding your electrified mind. That hidden combat skeleton powered by tendons, surrounded by a blood sack, pulsing.

You're good, & nothing is a mistake even if it seems unfair because it's beautiful.

In San Francisco in the 1960s & early 70s Italian immigrants living in North Beach & Mexican immigrants in the Mission opened up basements & garages to feed people. Our family would go because it cost $2 for adults, $1 for children to eat a family style meal. Wine, coffee, juice cost an extra 50¢.

Anyway, if you've ever wondered why a variety of experiments and designs that worked great at sea level in coastal CA or FL fail utterly in Antarctica or the Atacama, that's why.

You may take the rest of the day to be angry about this and resolve to spec things better in the future.

23 years later, I remain mad at the procurement people that never checked for lower bounds for temperature on gear sent to the South Pole.

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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there is a new robyn album

this is all

Poasting guarantees citizenship.

my grand theory of vibecession is that multiple contradictory things can be true at once, and that this kind of complexity is more or less impossible to constructively discuss on a social media platform with character limits and severe context collapse problems.

We are all trapped in the belly of a horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death. Plus the president just shot it like six times for some reason

So many of us are now textual Case Pollards, physically averse to pre-digested, mass extruded machine verbiage just as William Gibson's Pattern Recognition protagonist was made physically sick by fashion and brands.

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Nice overhead drone video of #ladds500

I know now why governments and authorities spent centuries impugning the character of the Irish - because they recognized how dangerous it would be if their own people were even half as brave.

my cats have been sitting in opposite chirality and i feel like it's weird vibe

a homonym is just a nom du gay

This arson thing is gaining traction. 2 warehouse fires & a CEO in 3 days. im not down with innocent people getting hurt but if some warehouses catch fire & a CEO or 2 gets their Limo burned to the ground to send a msg, then so be it. All they had to do was pay us enough to live
#FireFireFire 🔥

Boney M. - Rasputin (Sopot Festival 1979) YouTube video by BoneyMVEVO

Plus, it gave us Rasputin by Boney M., which is amazing:

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Todd is a good follow

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air:

1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span,

2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black,

3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic.

4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

would watch every episode of this in one go. make it 10 seasons.

My hand holding a giant pill bug/wood louse knit out of green/blue gradient yarn. It has blue antennae, 14 blue to green legs and the shell fades from light green to blue to blue green. In the background is a blurry garden.

The Pillbug in its rolled up form. It has a button on its head and a loop at its tail so it stays rolled. It is sitting on a woven rug.

#FOFriday and it’s time. I finished my not-so-mini minibeast, the Roly Poly Pillbug! It’s huge. It’s soft. It rolls up and becomes a cushion. It’s perfect 🤩

🧶 #Knitting

those are lasers and they are powered by the will of god

I love rain. It makes the plants happy and I feel that

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Nuclear Consciousness 2. Secure Verisimilitudes

SIGINT #95849 from GPS III-SV05 (TS/SCI)

1. Nuclear Consciousness
2. Secure Verisimilitudes

a Walmart instagram ad for something called a “CROM 3” it’s a lady with a fuckin weird bucket on her head

you shouldn’t be able to just put this kind of thing on the timeline, man. I took a big edible earlier. I could have died

If there is a state with greater scenic beauty than Oregon, I haven’t seen it. Mountains, high desert, Pacific, Hood, Columbia, Portland — it’s just spectacular. I don’t want to spoil anything for residents, but it’s a truly underrated state. I’m lucky to have married into it.

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

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